A handy guide to understanding a conversation with Marc Mandrake and his 70's Slang
(Compiled and crafted with love and admiration by the Gonads Fan Club!)
bastards: Marc's universal word for everyone... except the Gonads Fan Club!
ex. "I can't get out of work early today... BASTARDS!"
Baz-A-Licious: one of Marc's nicknames.
ex. "I'm Baz-A-Licious... or rumor has it."
Boof-A-Licious: worthy of smoothing up on.
ex. Marc: Boof-A-Licious... uh... like... i wouldnt kick ya outta bed for eatting crackers and getting em all over the place
Marc: that kinda thing
Marc: i WOULD be smoothin up on YOU
ex. "What's so special about this critter?" = "What's so special about this animal?"
darlin: Marc's customary nickname for females.
ex. [online, to GFC member Amanda:] "hey darlin, whats shakin?"
dig: either a show of approval or a show of understanding.
ex. "I really dig you." = "I really like you."
ex 2. "I can dig it." = "I get what you're saying."
ex. "You're hurting my feelers." = "You're hurting my feelings."
ex. "You don't have the gonads to face me!"
Groov-A-Licious: like groovy.
ex. "Groov-a-licious... you like... rock... kick ass...groovy... awesome"
ex. "The party was really groovy." = "The party was really cool."
ex. "Ifn you want, we can hang out Friday."
ex. "It really irks me that I have to stay at work."
LOL: pretty much what Marc says online after everything.
ex. Danielle: We're making the official Gonads Fan Club page :-D
Marc: YES!!! LOL
Manimal: Animal, as in the wrestler.
ex. Marc likes to play as "Manimal" on Smackdown!: Here Comes the Pain for PS2.
mucho: a lot / very.
ex. "I'm mucho sorry." = "I'm very sorry."
OH: an exclamation of mild surprise or shock.
ex. Danielle: since you're not here, I guess I'll just have to call TSK...
Marc: that's just harsh
ok...see...: an expression Marc uses right before a ramble.
ex. "ok... see... [insert one of Marc's 'me, Sweater Guy, and [someone else] got really drunk and...' stories]"
read the palm: talk to the hand.
ex. Amanda: ur a loser!!!
Marc: ya know what... read the palm!
sexcited: sexually excited.
ex. "OK, now I'm all sexcited LOL."
ex. "You're skeering me." = "You're scaring me."
smooths: hitting on.
ex. "I'm not gonna smooth on Angel."
ex. "Surprises, uh... scare me."
ex. "Hey yew"
what's shakin?: Marc's customary salutation.
ex. "hey darlin, whats shakin?"
ex. "I got yelled at for using AIM at work... I was like, whatevah."
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