November 2003 Archived Quotes
November 23 - 29, 2003
*groundhog noise* - Marc Mandrake in Punxsutawney, PA 11/29/03
ALEXANDER THE POET MADE PICTURES FOR Rot N Luk.com!!! 11/27/03
Amanda: RICO LOOKS LIKE SHADE!!!!!!!!!!
Amanda: top half at least.... lol
- Amanda & Danielle online watching Raw 11/24/03
AlexanderThePoet: hey! has rico been in my underwear drawer??????
- ATP noticing Rico's underwear when Trish pulled off Rico's pants on Raw 11/24/03
Jim Ross: HHH, seemingly not blinking...
Danielle: He's a lemur!
Justin: Like Cellino?
D: That too!
J: Cellino the lemur?
- Danielle & Justin watching HHH vs. Goldberg on Raw 11/24/03
Justin: Terri's gonna win the match!
Danielle: I have a feeling that's what's gonna happen, or... it's gonna be Hurricane, Rosey, and the midget gang-banging Terri.
J: *stares at Danielle*
J: They're all gonna be superheros!
D: DAMMIT! I need to write this down for proof!
J: So you can beat me later?
- Danielle & Justin watching "Capture the Midget" on Raw 11/24/03
Rot N Luk Predictions for the "Legend Killer" match:
Danielle: Who is it? Brawler?
Justin: It's Doink the Clown! ... wait! That's it! Eric's turning face! It's Bret Hart!
D: OK. *melts* That would fuckin rule.
J: No... they wouldn't do it in Utah.
D: True. Who else could it be, Hillbilly Jim?
J: That's what I was thinking. Or... Brother Love... OR... [horribly accurate impression] 'Danielle... it's the Macho Man Randy Savage!!!'
D: Shut the fuck up!
J: It's Bertha Faye! Oh, my sweet Bertha Faye... Wait! Danielle, what's our answer for everything?
D & J wait patiently... music hits...
D & J: Oh. Slaughter.
J: Did he lose weight?
D: Yeah... he did. But, our predictions were better.
J: Yeah, they were... Slaughter looks in better shape than when he used to wrestle!
- Danielle & Justin watching the "Legend Killer" match on Raw 11/24/03
"Merciful Minerva!" - Rosey at the beginning of the "Capture the Midget" match on Raw 11/24/03
"In the name of all that is short and stout... WASSUP WIT DAT???" - Hurricane to Eric Bischoff on Raw 11/24/03 [Just for you Mark! :)]
Justin: *drinks dnL*
Danielle: It looks like you're drinking ooze.
D: Oh my God! You're gonna turn into Kevin Nash!!!
- Danielle & Justin sitting at the dinner table, 11/24/03
"YOUR MOM... AND A HALF... TIMES A KARMHA... MINUS A CADE... PLUS A FLATLINE... DIVIDED BY MASTIFF... WITH SOME HALEN ON THE SIDE!" - Danielle, 11/23/03
November 16 - 22, 2003
"Karmha has head pigeons!!! Go to the nurse before it spreads to the other children!" - Amanda & Danielle, 11/22/03
Pictures Danielle took in the old cemetary in North Tonawanda 11/21/03
Matt (to Lita): Cuz... we... are... through!
Danielle: Now we need Jeff to come back and console Lita so we can have another random Hardy vs. Hardy match and...
Justin: But Hunter! I'm... I'm... I'm pregnant!!!
D: *falls on floor laughing*
J: Oh wait... that's not right...
- Danielle & Justin watching Matt Hardy turn heel/break up with Lita on Raw 11/17/03
EB: Where is Raw coming from next week?
Coach: Salt Lake City.
EB: That's right!
Justin: Oh, I thought he was gonna say Las Vegas!
EB: For the first time in 12 months... Raw Roulette!
D: OMG!!! *laughs*
J: That's it, I'm turning this off!
- Why can Justin predict all this shit??? watching Raw 11/17/03
Danielle: They should just make a video game called "Shoot Things", where it's just you, and a gun, and you shoot whatever you want.
Justin: Isn't that called "Duck Hunt"?
D: No. You'd walk around like all these games now.
J: Oh ok.
D: They should make a game called "Serial Rapist".
- Danielle & Justin talking about video games, 11/16/03
November 9 - 15, 2003
"I hope Karmha dunks him head first in the chocolate poo poo and eats him like a doughnut." - Amanda, 11/15/03
"I'll be wearing my Batista clothes." - Chris Halen, alluding to rotnluk.com, 11/15/03
"Stop hittin' yourself!!!" - 11/14/03
"I was too busy listening to people scream obscene gestures." - Sandy Chortie, trying to say that people behind us at Raw in Buffalo on June 30, 2003 were yelling obscene phrases, 11/13/03
"Any time you and that pretty little wife of yours decide to start a family, I want you to think of me." - Kane telling Shane O Mac his desires that Shane think about him while having sex with Marissa, Raw 11/10/03
Justin: Why is he wearing clothes???
Danielle: I don't know!!!
- Danielle & Justin's thoughts about Kane during the dinner segment on Raw 11/10/03
RANDOM ROT N LUK OBSERVATION:
Scott Steiner's bandage over a probable recent steroid injection.
- Raw 11/10/03
"You go girl!" - Eric Bischoff to Lita on Raw 11/10/03
HHH: Let's say I don't [get out of the ring] Austin... whatchu gonna do?
Danielle & Justin: Whatcha gonna do, bruther??
- Danielle & Justin watching HHH and Austin have a confrontation on Raw 11/10/03
"We don't take kindly to transvestite chimpanzees around here!" - The Simpsons 11/10/03
New Rot N Luk Storybook! "The Story of Cooper and Jessica" written by Amanda posted 11/10/03
November 2 - 8, 2003
"I don't want your seedy backwash in my chocolate poo poo!!" - Amanda to Danielle 11/8/03
PDB: waht is yhour emaikl - Pimp Daddy B to Danielle online 11/8/03 (We luv you PDB!!!)
"Can I have some chocolate poo poo please?" - Kyle asking for chocolate milk (made with Nesquik) 11/8/03
"SEX???" - Justin trying to read what it says in one of those Magic Eye things. It said "Be loco!" 11/6/03