October 23 - 29, 2005

Branden: I really don't get this.
[Mrs. Lentzch explains the problem]
B: Oh, now I get it!
Justin: You don't really, do you?
B: [stoner laugh] Heh, Heh, NOPE!
- Math Class, 10/26/05

October 16 - 22, 2005

Justin's speakers: Take your momma out all night, yeah we'll show her what it's all about [Take your Mamma out all night by Scissor Sisters]
[Middle Schooler starts skipping along next to Justin]
Justin: Right...
-Annoying middle schoolers at the reszel bus stop down the street! 10/18/05

Bert: Go Ernie, it's your bathtime, we're gonna party like it's your bathtime!
- CD that Jake had at his party, 10/16/05

October 9 - 15, 2005

Eric: These presents you gave Joe smell like you...
Justin: And what exactly do I smell like, Eric?
E: Cats and Cigarettes...
J: Cats and Cigarettes?
E: Yeah, so cats smoking cigarettes.
- Eric and Justin's conversation at Joe's party, 10/9/05

October 2 - 8, 2005

Steve: Are you comin' over to Chortie's party today?
Dave: What?
S: Chortie's party, you know it's today!
Justin: Yeah, Hi Dave...
D: Dude! That was today?
- Dave skipping out on Justin's party, 10/2/05