Justin Chortie - Voice Overs
hi, my name is justin... [hi justin] and I'm a wrestlaholic [clap, clap, clap]
this flash animation takes a long time to load on a dial-up connection, when I tested it out it was 9 minutes long, so I have to talk to you for nine minutes.
Why dont you do something fast, like make some popcorn to eat while watching, ride your bike around the block as fast as possible, go play a video game, go brainstorm for ideas, make some easy-mac, or in amanda's case, while you're waiting eat some mudda truckin' butter tacos, boiiii...
The following is dedicated to a wrestling company from western new york, who was one of my favorite wrestling feds in its heyday.
ESW or Empire State Wrestling, was the first independent wrestling federation I came to, and therefore its something of a milestone in my life, because now i'm hooked on going to indy shows.
Be forlorned, it is not really a flash animation in regards to Neil Cicierega and his so-called animutations, this barely falls in comparison [to those masterpieces], in fact all of my flash animations suck compared to pretty much anything that's out there, this is more of a slideshow than it is an animation.
The song I chose for background music was weezer - buddy holly...
Of course theres one sound effect during the animation...
the link at the end does not work, and I do not have flash animation editing skills, or a program that edits flash animations.
included are [in order of first appearance]; TSK, Purple Rain - with sound effect, Cade Cassidy, Randy Walker, Commissioner Sweater Guy [Dan Murphy], Damien Alexander , Ryan Hazard [R-Haz], Ice, J-Man, Danny Magic, Mastiff, Omen - ;[, Johnny Puma, Sakura, and Shade
There are some ESW superstars, which I didn't have icons of, such as; Johnny Adams, Steve Davidson, Captain Kipp Maverick, Eric Everlast, Joey Knight, A.C. O'Reily, Benjamin Smythe, Kevin Grace, Robin Knightwing, 'Completely' Cody Steele, Crazy Cris Cavana, J.P. Hawke, Brandon Thurston, Chris Cooper, Ryot, Scott Davidson, Anson Bret Mednik, Derek Wylde, Armand, Clayton T. McAllister, Edgar, Captain Dan Glanowski, Jordan Olivencia, Christopher Burns and Chuck Thomasulo.
I could just keep talking about ESW for hours...
There was the hard hat, then there was the fight at the outdoor show that was right in front of us, then there was the time Danny Magic was in the airport and no one came to pick him up when he was supposed to be on No DQ [and someone else, who has a fan club on this website, was in the studio] and then Jessica got a kendo stick and Amanda bought it from her...
Wait a second, Danny Magic was the only person that I mentioned who is still affiliated with ESW that I just mentioned [except for me and amanda, but we're fans, so... you know]...
This writing is not meant to discourage, piss off, or upset anyone, its just meant as a time-filler before you watch the flash animation, thankies for your time...
May the schwarts be with you--eee-aaa-awwww-oow-what-a-world-what-a-world























































































































I do apologize if any of the previous has pissed anyone off but this part I dont really care about...












































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