December 2004 Archived Quotes
December 26, 2004 - January 1, 2005
Little Jack: Ahss-Ole!
- One of the funniest one-liners in recent movies, Baby Jack's first words in Meet The Fockers (2004), seen on 12/27/04
December 19 - 25, 2004
Kyle: OH MY GAWSH!!!!
- Kyle when he got the Home Alone movies on video tape, 12/25/04
Dawn Marie: Wait a minute, that's not Santa Claus, that's Mick Foley!
- Dawn making a startling discovery, which I made when Santa first came out, 12/23/04
Santa Claus: Santa loves a good catfight!
- Santa Claus, WWE Smackdown!'s Christmas in Iraq, 12/23/04
Santa Claus: Here, Dawn, here's your Christmas present!
Dawn Marie: But it's a bottle of gatorade...
SC: Well, You've been a naughty girl, Dawn...
DM: But it's not even full!!!
SC: Well Santa was a little thirsty on the way down!
- Santa Claus & Dawn Marie, WWE Smackdown!'s Christmas in Iraq, 12/23/04
Michael Cole: Santa never had helpers like that! (alluding to the divas)
Tazz: Where I came from he did!
Michael Cole: Sure Tazz...
Tazz: Of course, they weren't as hot as the divas, but...
- Tazz talking about the women of whom Santa had been with in Red Hook.
Lilian Garcia: Ladies & Gentleman, coming to the ring, Santa Claus!
- Lilian Garcia, WWE Smackdown!'s Christmas in Iraq, 12/23/04
Justin: If he gets up, we'll all get up...
Mr. Sommers: It'll be anarchy.
- Benderisms in North Tonawanda High School, 12/21/04
Kyle: Don't touch it!!!
- Kyle, yelling at Jojo, when Jojo tried to unplug the water in the tub, which turned into a joke, because Kyle kept saying it,
Kyle: Me have no legs!!!
Jojo: Okay then, I'll pick you up!
K: NO, You have no arms!
- Kyle, not wanting to get out of the tub, 12/19/04
TV: ("All Grown Up" (2003) in Spanish, on Telemundo)
- Kyle trying to sound like the rugrats in Spanish, 12/19/04
December 12 - 18, 2004
Spanish soap opera actor: Mi libro es tarde por la biblioteca.
Woman on screen: *sob*
Rocko, Heffer & Filburt: *sob*
- Rocko, Heffer & Filburt crying about someone's lost library books, "Rocko's Modern Life" (1993) - Boob Tubed, Original air date, 11/6/94, shown on Nicktoons TV, 12/17/04
December 5 - 11, 2004
November 28 - December 4, 2004