From: sirah_callaway@btinternet.com Date: Sat Oct 14, 2000 11:03 pm Subject: Hi :) I only just joined up and THisis my first Mist :) Mystery Wrestling Theatre 3000 Okay Here's my First Attempt at A humorous Fic. Please be Gentle. It was written early in the morning and it was to hard to resist. Mystery Wrestling Theatre 3000 By Sirah. Disclaimer: I don't own the fic. I'm just tearing it apart. If I could find the Authors Email I'd let him know what i'd done but since I can't Ahh well. Yes I know its a Pokémon Fic but the people tearing it apart are wrestlers and the name of the author well that gave me some ideas..... :) On with the show. ############################################## Random Arena. It was the end of a taping of smackdown and a few wrestlers were still lurking around backstage getting ready to leave. You Had Undertaker and Kane getting ready to leave. Triple H and Steph were on their way out as well. The Rock was in the entrance to the arena since he figured if the fans thougt they were gonna come out the back they would go around back and make it easy for him to escape through the front entrace. Kurt Angle was talking to some teenager about the three I's and Jericho was telling him to Shut The Hell up. S.O.W (Satelite of Wrestlers ;)) A Mysterious figure was running around preparing the final arangments for her guests. This would be most intersting to watch the figure thought as she went to the teleportation room. Kurt Angle was still ranting about the three I's when he dissapeared into thin air "Thank You GOD!" said The Kid as he ran off. Jericho looked confused as he dissapeared into thin air as well. Triple H and Steph were getting ready to leave in one of their usual Black Limos when Steph dissapeared from the back seat and Triple H looked around. "Somebody Tell me I'm not Dreaming again. Did Steph just dissapear for good?" asked Triple H as he dissapeared as well. Front Entrance to the Arena. The Rock was surrounded by fans. ~This was a stupid idea!~ thought the Rock as he signed yet another autograph.~Still It can't get any worse than this can it??~ was what The Rock though just before he dissapeared leaving a very shocked crowd who started to freak out. Kane and Undertaker were arguing over some small thing or another as they dissapeared. S.O.W Featureless Room. The Seven displaced People looked around in confusion. "HUNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR" wailed Steph which caused everybody in the room to wince in pain as the sound echoed around the room. "WHERE ARE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" "Steph Calm Down..!" said Triple H but Steph carried on crying like the spoilt little brat she is. "Somebody shut her up!" came the growl from Kane. "For Once The Rock agree's with Crispy over there.. Shut Her UP!!" Kane just glared at Rock behind the Mask. "Yeah whatever. I have a question!" said The Undertaker. "What in the hell happened and where in the hell are we?" "Thats two questions!" said Kurt "if You had used One of My Three I's Intelliengence..." "It is Vital to your health that you don't finish that sentance" growled out the undertaker. But Kurt Being Kurt Carried on Oblivious. "You would have known that that was two questions." Undertaker then just proceeded to knock Kurt Senseless.# #As much as I like to See Kurt Angle get Pounded to a pulp I'm afraid I have to ask you to Stop Taker# "Who in the hell are you anyway?" asked Taker as he gave Kurt an elbow in the stomach. #I am your ever so gracious hostess. Here on the S.O.W# "SOW?" asked Jericho speaking up for the first time. #Satelite of Wrestlers# "Satelite? As in the ones in Space?" asked Kurt from where he was lying on the floor clutching his bruised stomach. #People we have a first! something intelligent coming from Angle's mouth!# said the voice of the hostess. "Why are we here?" asked Triple H #You are my test subj...Guests here..# "Test Subjects?" asked Kane #*cough* Erm .. # "Test Subjects for what?" asked Triple H. #You'll see!# said the voice in evil tone. "Why Don't I like the sound of that" said Jericho as a door opened in the wall. #Everybody make yourselves comfortable in the living area while I prepare what I have ready for you.# "I REALLLLY Don't like the sounds of that!" said Jericho. "Yeah what you said Jerky..." said Triple H. #Oh and you guys.. I'd start by being nice to everybody since your gonna be up here a while.# Everybody groaned. Recreation Area. An hour later. "Okay what have we figured out so far?" asked Triple H "This place has bedrooms, Bathrooms, a kitchen and this really big Cinema in the back." said Taker "OKay.." said Triple H just before a Klaxon went off. "What The Hell!" said The Rock. #Ahh I see you're settled in.. Now the reason you are here... # "Huh?" #Just follow the corridor down to the cinema screen and you will see...# "Okay.." The Group walked down the corridor looking very confused when they came upon a door with a 5 on it. "What the hell." said Triple H as the door hissed open and spilt apart like they would in Star Trek. They Came across the next door which was the time gate where Sailor Pluto stood with the Time Key in hand. Sailor Pluto looked at them with pity inher eyes and let them walk past. "That was weird." said Steph as she stayed close to Triple H. "Yeah." said The Rock as the came up to another door with a 3 on it. This door isn't what you could call a door. It was a giant plant with a 3 made up of Flowers on it. "How in the hell are we supposed to get past that!" said Kurt just before Kane blasted it out of the way with a giant fireball. "Okay Quit showing off!" said Taker as the group walked through the smouldering hole. The Next Door they came across was a simple wooden door with a metal 2 on it Taker shoved Kurt up to it and he looked back at Taker and the look he gave him made him turn around and open the door. Expecting some kind of trap Kurt grabbed the handle quickly and threw the door open. "Okay." The Next Door ..Okay it's not a door it s a small rope barrier which everybody stepped over and entered the cinema. "Okay what was the point of all of that?!" asked Triple H #You're about to find out!# "Oh Goody!" said Jericho in a sarcastic tone of voice. #Everybody take your seats and get prepared!# "Prepared for what?" #The Fan-Fic# said The Voice with a demonic laugh. "Fanfic?" squeaked Jericho. "Not that online stuff thats written about us right?" #Yes That kind of stuff but you will not be watching any Wrestling fanfic today...# Jericho gave a sigh of relief. #..You'll Be watching Pokémon Fic instead...# "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Jericho and the others. #Yes! So get ready here it Comes.. Its called Pikachu Vs. Metapod, Fight for The Leaf Badge, By.. The Rock.# "What The HELL!!" shouted the Rock #Be quiet! *snicker* And Enjoy the fanfic..Oh and anybody caught trying to leave will be forced to either wrestle Mideon or be his tag partner# "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" ################################################### Pikachu vs. Metapod Fight for the Leaf Badge TAKER> Leaf Badge? Whats that?? A badge madeof some stupid leaf.. That pointless. HHH> Its a pokemon badge you stupid biker! TAKER>WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!? VOICE> BEHAVE ALREADY! By: The Rock HHH> Well Now we know what Rocky does in his spare time. ROCK> Shut up! The Rock Did Not Write this.! HHH> But It says up there that you did! STEPH> Yeah You can't get out of it now rocky! *hideous Cackling* ROCK> I DID NOT WRITE THIS! HHH> Whatever. As Ash got ready for his battle against Erika, Erika kept bragging about her Badge and how she will retain it. HHH> Erika?? I though Erica had the Rainbow Badge. ROCK> And how exactly would you know this eh? HHH> Erm.... ROCK>Come on.. Tell me. HHH> What do you think I do when she's.. *points to steph* rambling on about a new Handbag or sometthing. I just get out the gameboy and play the nearest convienent game which happened to be pokémon the last time. I think it was one of Foleys kids but I was desperate. ROCK> OKay That I undertand. VOICE> QUIT STALLING AND GET ON WITH WATCHING THE FIC. Ash: Okay Erika lets go. TAKER> Go? Go Where? Y2J>Out The Back.. *WHACK* VOICE> BAKA NO HENTAI! Y2J> *Unconcious* TAKER> *looks down at Y2J* What The Hell? Erika: Fine if you must lose, but if you want to save yourself some embarrassment you can still go back. (Ha ha.) Y2J> *woozy* But I don't wanna go back mommy.... KANE>......... TAKER> My Thought exactly.... Ash: I'm fine, thank you. STEPH> For a 10 year old he is... VOICE> *grabs mallet out of hammerspace* Should I? ALL EXCEPT STEPH AND Y2J> YES!!!!!! VOICE> Okay STEPH> *TH-WHACK* OUCH! HUNTEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!! *WHACK* *uncouncious* ALL> *wild cheering* Erika: Fine let us begin Metapod go. HHH> Metapod? What the Hell Kind of Gymleader uses METAPOD! ROCK> Calm Down! It's only a story! TAKER> The Stupid Kind If you ask me.. I would go for a Scyther personally.. ALL EXCEPT TAKER AND STEPH> *look at Taker likes he's grown another head* TAKER> What? Ash: Pikachu go. Y2J> Okay That was.. Blatenty obvious. He Always Chooses Pikachu! HHH> Yeah KANE>........ TAKER> You're to quiet Kane, What you up to? KANE> I'm trying to keep my sanity in check here.. Ash: Is that all you got? KANE> (As Erica) No I have a Kakuna, A Magikarp and an Oddish why do you ask? Y2J> (As Ash) I was wondering when this pointless fic is over would you like to compare pokémon. To see which on of us is the most useless trainer! KANE> (Erica) I would be delighted! OTHERS> O.o Erika: Just fight, you can go first. HHH> DUHH!!! What can a freaking Metapod Do?! HARDEN! ALL IT CAN FREAKING DO IS HARDEN! ROCK> CHILL! Its only a story! HHH> BUT IT ONLY KNOWS HARDEN! *THWHACK* @.@ ROCK> *looks up* Thanks..... VOICE> No Problem Ash: Pikachu Thunder Wave... Y2J> *gasp* He used his brain? He didn't charge in head first! HHH> Mommy I don't wanna play with the metapod..I wanna play with the pikachu... ALL> o.O Pikachu: Pi-ka-chu!!!!!! ALL> DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! As Pikachu delivered the Thunder Wave, leaving Metapod paralyzed. KANE> (As Author) Pikachu delivered The Thunderwave leaving Metapod with a serious case of Static Hair. Y2J> *whispers to Taker* Is he okay? *points to Kane* TAKER> *whispers* I don't know.. He's not usually like this... Erika: That's ok, I'll just use moonstone! ANGLE> Moonstone? What can a moonstone do on a metapod? ALL> O.o ANGLE>So I like pokémon so what!? TAKER> Nothing.. HHH> *starts wandering around aimlessly still phased by the mallet blow* Ash: Oh man! HHH> Look at all the pwetty Metapod! Can I keep one Mommy?? TAKER> *looks up* How hard did you hit him? VOICE> Um.. As Metapod evolved into Butterfry! TAKER> Butterfry? What the Hell is a Butterfry? Y2J> A Lump of Frying Butter? TAKER> Yeah.. Whatever.. I think somebody didn't check up on the spelling of the names... Y2J> Yeah Erika: Butterfry Poisen Powder! TAKER> I guess the butter went off.... Y2J> Yeah... But what's Poisen? And how the hell can you get Powder from a lump of grease? TAKER> Ask the author... Y2J> I would except he's tring to round up Hunter.... ROCK> *chasing HHH to stop him causing more damage than he already had* I HEARD THAT!!!! Y2J> *laughs* Leaving Pikachu Poisoned. ANGLE> You just can't leave a poor defensless Pokémon Poisoned! It just shown he has no Integrity. *THWACK* TAKER> *looks up* Will you stop that? VOICE> Wasn't me... TAKER> Then who was it. KANE>................ TAKER> KANE?! KANE>.............. Ash: Oh no!! HHH> IT'S THE RETURN OF THE TELLYTUBBIES RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!! ALL> o.O Y2J> Okay It's Official HHH has flipped... TAKER> YEAH STEPH> *groans* What Happened? Y2J> You woke up.... Ash: Pikachu return! Y2J> (As Ash) Pikachu.. Return to where you came from. You're a useless pokemon that has coused me nothing but trouble. TAKER> This is getting to you isn't it? Y2J> What gave it away... . Ash: You'll die now Erika, Charizard I choose you ( knowing that grasses weakness is Fire) KANE> ARGHHH FIRE!!!! *runs off and hides behind a seat* Y2J> *looks at Taker* OKay What is with him? Has he flipped. TAKER> I guess so.. Maybe he'll be okay after this tourture is over... Y2J> Yeah....If we survive... Erika: Don't worry I'm not gonna cry.(Not knowing the weakness of Grass. STEPH> (As Erika) No I don't want to smudge my lovely makeup...*gets Compact out of handbag and starts fixing up make-up* Y2J> (As Ash) I'm not worried....And Thank God..My eardrums couldn't take it.. Ash: Charizard Fire Spin! KANE> FIIIIIIIIIIRREEE!!!!! *flips out* TAKER> Someone is going to die painfully once I get my hands on them...*looks up* VOICE> I am SO Scared.... NOT! *laughs* TAKER>I swear..... VOICE> NO SWEARING! TAKER> DAMN IT... Leaving Buterfree in critical condition. TAKER> Ahh So its a Buterfree now.. Y2J> Hey where'd the grease blob go? ROCK>Who knows.. *sits down* TAKER> Where's HHH? ROCK> *points over to where HHH is sitting talking to the wall playing with some kind of catapillar* STEPH> HUNTER! What did you Do to him?! *points to Rock* ROCK> For once it wasn't me.. It was her! *points up* STEPH> *clueless look* VOICE> Hey Steph don't stay like that ti long your face might freeze.. *cackles and makes Steph's face freeze* STEPH> MY FACE!! I CAN'T MOVE IT! Erika: Oh no! Y2J> (As Erika) I broke a nail! Its a disaster! Erika: Buterfry return! TAKER> The Grease Blobs Back Y2J> Yeah... Erika: I didn't want to have to do this. ALL> NEITHER DID WE! Erika: NidoKing I choose you! TAKER> Not a Bad Choice.. The Pokemon are fairly Matched. As Ash wonders what to do next he has an idea... Y2J> Yeah his first ever! ROCK> Yeah. Go Check if Blackman smiled because if he did its a sure sign the world is gonna end. Blackman smiling and Ash Ketchum with an Idea... He could make Charizard learn a Submission move he found in an unknown island!! TAKER> Submission Move? I THOUGHT YOU SAID NO WRESTLING! *looks up* VOICE> HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW! TAKER> You pick em don't you! VOICE> SO? I don't read em TAKER> *sighs* Ash: Charizard Submission! Y2J> (As Ash) Charizard! Crippler Crossface! ROCK> (As Ash) Charizard! Sharpshooter! HHH> (As Ash) Charizard! Walls Of Jerky! *giggles like a girl then goes off and skips around the theatre* STEPH> HUNTERR!!!!!!! ALL BUT STEPH> *Winces* Leaving Nidoking tapping out. EVERYBODY> WUSS!!!! Erika: Oh no, oh well I guess you won the badge fair and square. Y2J> (As Erika) But I'm not giving you the badge so NAH! Ash: Yeah!!!!! TAKER> Whats he cheering for? ROCK> Because its the end of the fic. Y2J> YAY!!!! *gets up to leave* VOICE> SIT DOWN! Y2J> *sits* And Ash won the Leaf Badge out of a weird turn of events. TAKER> Weird and utterly confusing events... Y2J> Yeah.. When Can we Leave? The End VOICE> In a second... HHH> But Mommmy!! It's the ennddddddd... VOICE> Man I did hit him hard. A/N How was my story it may be short or corny but im a beginner review it if you liked it and wait for more badges to come. TAKER> More badges? ALL>NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Y2J> NO Thank You for Ending this!!! TAKER>Can We leave now? VOICE> Yes. ALL> YAY!!! *everybody Charges out of the theatre* Recreation Area. "Okay That was ...Disturbing!" "I NEVER want to go through that again!!" said Taker. #I have news for you ...You have another one coming up in a few days....# Everybody screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The Real End. So What did you think? Its my first attempts at a MiSTing.....Please be gentle :) ##################################### Oh While I remember where can i get hold of the pokémon fics that were on that list? *g* I wouldn't mind to have a go at MiSTing them. I also wouldn't mind atacking the Sailor Moon ones as well..Yes even the lemons.. *evil grin* Ahh Well Enough ramblings by me :) Bye :) ~Sirah