Title: (ROR) (MiSTing) An Introductory fic to my new satellite! (2/4)
Author: Missy 
Rating: PG This Part (Adult Themes) 
Characters: Michael Manna (Steven Richards), Lisa Moretti (Ivory), Charles Wright (The Goodfather), Bull Buchanan (?), Stacy Carter (The Kat), Jerry Lawler (same)
Category: MiSTing
Content: It'll be rougher later, but nothing in this chapter but inuendo.
Summary: The RTC gets a bit more than they bargained for when Kat claims her revenge...Forrester-style.

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(END OF COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(RTR)
-Sogites are screaming-

(SOP)
-Kat Laughs maliciously-

(Several quick cuts between satellites.  We end on the SOP.  Kat Snaps her gloved hand)

KAT: "Enough!"

(RTR)
STEVEN: "You...you..painted hussy!  What do you want from us?!  Who sent you?!"
VAL: "Whooooo?!"
-Ivory winces at the volume of Val's voice-

(SOP)
KAT: "It's a really simple story; after you and your little crew of Sweatthogs tried to brainwash me, and I managed, through sheer cunning."
OFFSCREEN VOICE: "...And your great skills as an orator!"
KAT: "QUIET!" -sweetly- "..to escape your clutches.  A week after I found my way to freedom, the WWF canned me."

(RTR)
GOODFATHER: "So What does that have to do with us?!"

(SOP) 
KAT: "Good question, my Bo-Derek-like friend." -She pulled out a video tape- "This look familiar?"

(RTR)
BULL -Brightly-: "Oh yeah!  That's the surveillance video of you trying on Stephanie McMahon's dresses from the wardrobe and singing 'I Feel Pretty'.  Heh heh...too bad you ripped the strap on Stephanie's shoulder bag and...."

(SOP)
-Kat looks into the lens knowingly-

(RTR)
BULL -meekly-: "Twas just a..joke..."

(SOP)
KAT: "After my husband gallently put up a fight for my sanity and well-being.."
OFFSCREEN VOICE: "I begged.  On my knees.  A lot."
KAT: "..We were turned loose from the WWF.  We spent a month roaming the country, searching for jobs.  But what kind of job can a girl who showed her Ta-tas to the whole world get, well, besides dipping them into creamed corn every night.." -glares menacingly- "Do you know what creamed corn does to nylons?"

(RTR)
-Ivory opens and then quickly closes her mouth-

(SOP)
KAT: "We used the last of our money to buy this satellite.  Got it at a garage sale from a Mrs. Forrester.  And how did I know about your little mission in space?  It's a satellite!  We get fabulous reception." -she walks over to a console-like desk- "And my plan for revenge?  One of the most devious forms of torture known to man." -music reaches a crescendo vamp- "Torture by cheesy lemons!" -music vamp- "So what do you say to that, Pretties?!"

(RTR)
GOODFATHER: "What does your K1 Plan look like?!"
-the other RTCers groan and smack at him-
STEVEN: "You'll never get away with this!"

(SOP)
KAT: "You don't have a choice, my little white-socked simians!  When I pull this lever" -indicates a long, green lever" -you have to go into the Theatre behind you.  If you don't, you'll die of oxygen depravation, thanks to my Vaccu Suck machine." -grins maliciously and grabs the lever- "Your first big time pain experience will be set to the tune of a piece of spam by those skin-and-bones perfectionists down at the Berry Trim Plus Corporation.  It's called 'A Miraculous Cure'.  Choke it on down!" -To the offscreen, unseen person- "I Said Suck, NOT BLOW!"

(RTR)
GOODFATHER: "Great, there goes my benefit package!"
STEVEN: "I pay your benefit package!"

-Sirens wail, the lights being flashing, and the satellite begins rocking-

VAL: "What the?!"
BULL: "Earthquake!" -runs to brace himself in a nearby doorframe-

-SUDDENLY A LOUDSPEAKER CRACKLES TO LIFE-
KAT: "That's fic sign, you idiots!  Now get into the Theatre."

-the RTC-ites share a look of panic, then run for the side exits to the Theatre-

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