(All file into their normal positions: Bull, Val, Goodfather, Ivory, Steven)

STEVEN: "Does it help to know I'm sorry?"
VAL: "I'll get you yet..."

("Damn!" Jeff whispered to himself as someone walked in the door to his locker room. )
GOODFATHER -Jeff-: "He's wearing my shade of lipstick!  I have to hide."

(He was in the bathroom and he quickly put the box of red hair dye in the mirror-cabinet.)
VAL: "He's trying to keep Jericho from bogarting his stash.."

(Lita walked in the room surprising him because he didn't think anyone would be back in the locker room yet.)
IVORY: "As indicated by his cursing and being surprised.."

("You look suspicious," Lita said as if she were confronting Jeff, smirking.)
IVORY: "Again with the smirking."
STEVEN: "Everyone in this movie is suspicious.  It's like the cast audition for 'Ocean's Eleven'"

("About what?" Jeff tried to play it off as Lita opened the mirror-cabinet and found the red hair dye.)
BULL: -Lita-: "That's mine, you tramp!"

("Red?" She said in a surprised tone )
GOODFATHER: -Lita-: "But you're a winter!"

(since she was obviously the only red hair in the group.)
STEVEN: "OK, I'm predicting a cat fight!"

(Sighing, Jeff was corned, )
GOODFATHER: "Just like us.."

("I was going to get back Jericho for blackmailing us by putting our personal pictures on the Internet; dyeing his hair red.")
IVORY: "Well, I'll give Jeff credit; in a fic filled with moronic pranks, this is the most moronic of all."

(Lita laughed, "and you weren't going to tell me this??" She said.)
VAL: "Any time Jeff Hardy hides hair dye from you, you know that he's keeping a secret."

("Well, I could use your help..now how are we going to do this?" Jeff said, now sure he really could use Lita's help.)
STEVEN: "Because it takes two people to dye hair how?"

("When he's sleeping a few hours before he wakes up,)
IVORY: "As opposed to sleeping a few hours before he goes to sleep.."

( we'll just put the dye on any part of his hair that we can get, and when he takes his shower in the morning and sees the results of his hair he'll notice the dye.")
GOODFATHER: "...Unless it washes right out, which Manic Panic does.."

("Great," Lita said, by this time it was late so Lita set her watch alarm, because the regular alarm would have woken Matt up, )
IVORY: "She's rooming with Matt even though the both of them have boyfriends?!  The hell?!"
STEVEN: "Maybe the guys are involved in some sort of gay Amish love cult, where you can only speak the name of the Love That One Dare Not Speak Of."

(and they didn't want him to find out about this. )
GOODFATHER: "..Which will be kind of hard when he wets the bed and no one's there to help him change the sheets."

(They knew if Matt found out he wouldn't of let them go through with it.)
IVORY: "But he was all for putting private pictures of Stephanie on the internet...the needle on Matt's moral compass has fallen off."

(Lita quickly reached to turn off her watch alarm when it went-off. )
VAL: Unfortunately, she hit the snooze alarm; it went off, woke up Matt, and then Matt, in a moment of bed-rage, snaps her neck.  The end."
STEVEN: "Bed Rage?"
VAL: "Work with me here.."

(She woke-up Jeff in the dark, )
GOODFATHER: -blinking-: "Where else would she wake him up?"
IVORY: "Well, Matt probably sleeps with a night light to help with his bed-wetting problem.."

(who was in his own bed a few feet away from her. )
STEVEN: "So Team Xtreme is basically the Seven Dwarves of the WWE."
VAL -nodding-: "They sleep together, but shall never know love."

(He got the dye in the bathroom and they set out for his hotel room. )
BULL: "Whose hotel room?!  I know it's Jeff's, but the fic isn't helping me get that.."

(Jeff in nothing but his purple plaid boxers )
-Everyone sinkers-

(and Lita in her pink and satin Victoria Secret set and purple silk see through robe. )
IVORY: "So she wears evening wear out to dye someone's hair.  How creative.."

(They remembered where Chris's room was and hearing his snores, Jeff nodded to acknowledge to Lita that Chris was asleep. )
GOODFATHER: "Wait!  He's just having a seizure!"

(Jeff crept in the dark room smiling in the darkness; )
IVORY: "Darkly darkling his darkness.."

(Chris was turned to the side, ponytail hanging off the side of the bed. )
VAL: "He must feel real loose."
STEVEN: "Like a long-necked goose?"

(Lita crept over and held his hair away from the bed and painfully slowly Jeff put the dye mix on Chris's ponytail after preparing it. )
IVORY: "Thereby pouring it all over the floor and staining the hotel's bed sheets.."
STEVEN: "Vince may have a high moral code, but I guess he's OK with wanton property destruction."

(They smirked and creeping in the darkness out to the hall and back to their rooms, they were anxiously waiting to see the results.)
GOODFATHER: "Would Chris' hair turn pink or AUBURN?"

-Everyone gasps in anticipation-

(************)
VAL: "Four steps right...twelve steps left...this is the worst fox trot lesson I've ever had!"

(The next night on RAW, Team Xtreme were walking down the corridors of the arena )
STEVEN: "As opposed to floating?"

(walking to their interview. )
IVORY -Ms. Information-: "We're walking, we're walking..."

(Lita saw Chris Jericho first, his face expression not moving,)
GOODFATHER: "Who ordered the Jericho statue?"

( eyes set hard as he walked down the hall towards them. )
BULL: "He should take them out of the refrigerator, then.."

(She kept a straight face as she noticed that only the part of his hair was dyed with red. )
VAL: "So he's turned into a layered Jell-O desert?"

(After he was gone Lita and Jeff burst-out laughing in the hallway, stopping and leaning against the wall from laughing. )
STEVEN -Jeff and Lita-: "Tee hee!  Unevenly colored hair is funny!"

(There was Matt not knowing anything that was going on..)
IVORY: "As per usual."

(The End)
STEVEN: "Hey, that was sort of...abrupt."
-Val begins to laugh-
IVORY: "What's so funny?"
VAL: -through gasps of laughter-: "I'm just remembering that time in the fic, where.." -he continues to laugh-
IVORY: "Oh yeah!" -she begins laughing, too; the laughter spreads to each RTC member, as they they get up and leave the theatre.  They're almost out of the theatre when Bull adds..-
BULL: "Heh heh...I don't get it..."

(DOOR SEQUENCE: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10)

(Ivory is sleeping on top of the main console; her head is covered by tinfoil.  Goodfather, Val and Bull are giggling madly)

STEVEN: -entering the frame-: "What are you guys..."

GF, V AND B: "Shsshh!"
STEVEN -more softly-: "What are you guys doing?"

BULL: "We're dying Ivory's hair, just like in the fic!"

GOODFATHER: "Yeah, now she's gonna look real stupid!"
-They both laugh like hyenas-

STEVEN: "Ahh, so now you're waiting for her to wake up and take off the foil and see how her.." -he looks at a box- "Toni home perm in rich honey red came out-

-They all nod.  Just then, Ivory begins to stir.  The boys duck underneath the counter as she rises.-

IVORY: "I hope I didn't oversleep.." -she starts pulling off the "foil helmet" the boys had placed on her head.  When it's entirely off, we see that she has a luxurious mane of hair, complete with curls and frosted highlights- She glances into a hand mirror- "Not bad.  I thought I had more taupe in there, though."

THE BOYS: -offscreen-: "D'Oh!"

-Ivory rolls her eyes as the mad sign goes off.  She smacks it with her palm, leaving us with an utterance-

IVORY: "Boys!"

(HB)

-Kat is sitting, looking winsome and flicking her Kane lighter.-

KAT: -to Jerry-: "Are you sure that no one wants to buy these?"

JERRY: -grinning-: "We're actually in luck; I heard today from a very interested buyer."

KAT: "Really?" -There's a whooshing sound that emanates from the airlock-

JERRY: "That's him now!" 

-He rushes over the airlock and opens it.  Unfortunately, there stands Kane.-

KANE: "It's time to take out the trash!"

JERRY: "Oh, that is so lame!  That is the lamest..."

-Kane, unfortunately, lunges forward,, Kat falls backward onto "the button", thereby sending us to credits- 

(IRIS OUT)

JERRY: -OS-:  Not the throat!  Not the..." -crashing noises-

*CREDITS, which play to the tune of the End Theme ")

(AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, this was my very first author-sanctioned MiSt, and I'm proud to say that it was a good experience.  I'm thrilled to have put out a fun little product here, one that I'm pretty proud of.  Remember, keep the Polaroids under your possession, kids.

For More info, or to write a letter to the RTC-ITES, send an email to , himh@AOL.com

For more details, see my disclaimer at the beginning of the story.

AAAND..we're out!)

*guitar twang*

STINGER: Jeff in his plaid boxers, and Lita in her Victoria's secret getup, both of them giggling as they dye Chris Jericho's ponytail.