(All re-enter the theatre and are seated: Bull, Goodfather, Val, Ivory and Steven) BULL: "...Then why does the TV ooze black stuff whenever I turn it on a Miss Cleo infomerical?" GOODFATHER -Jamaican-: "It's zee power of zee cards.." (Debra got into a fight with Chyna that day) IVORY: "...And every single day they were both in the company together..." (and decided to tell Stephanie what was going on. ) GOODFATHER: "Because, you know, gossip is the way of the law in the WWE.." (Stephanie went online and found the pictures.) IVORY: "All four hundred billion of them.." ("Oh, my God, if my Dad found these, I'd be dead." Stephanie said as she saw the pictures.) STEVEN -Stephanie-: "I'm showing SLIGHTLY LESS CLEVAGE than normal!" ("He didn't see these yet? When and where did you have them done?" Debra asked curiously.) VAL: -Stephanie-: "At Dr. Andrew's office in Paris...oh, you mean the pictures.." ("I wanted to get a portfolio done and Kevin Kelly agreed to do it for me. We went to a club, they let us use it for the day, and he took them there. I just wanted them for me.") GOODFATHER: -Debra-: "No wonder! You look like a refugee from a Billy Idol video!" ("Oh, Cool," Debra said a little jealous. ) STEVEN -Debra, blasé-: "Yeah, whatever, mm-hmmm.." IVORY: -Debra-: "He forgot to use the flash...I can see all of your BAGS." ("What are we going to do?") GOODFATHER -Stephanie-: "The same thing we do every night, Debra..." ALL: "Try to keep our breasts in our bras!" ("What??" Vince said in his office looking on the Internet. ) GOODFATHER -Vince-: "That wasn't me; it was my Steve Austin screensaver.." BULL: -Vince-: "Titan Sports is down ANOTHER third?" STEVEN: -Vince-: "The Smoking Gun.com has WHO'S mugshot?!" (Regal wondered what Vince was complaining about and went over to see his computer, ) IVORY: -Regal-: "Sir, you cannot control Worm E. Klez; it's an unstoppable force, like Ebola. Just let it happen.." ("wow, that's Steph?") BULL: -Regal-: "Zowie, sir." (Vince turned the screen away from him, "yeah," he said. ) VAL: -Vince, grunting-: "Me no likem Internet. Bad magic." (He didn't like it when Stephanie tried to be like her character in real life. ) GOODFATHER: "He wanted her to save her sluttishness for in-ring purposes..." (He didn't understand it.) VAL: "Simple math? Definitely not." ("Get me Steph.") BULL: -official voice-: "Get me Shaft!" GOODFATHER: -OV-: "Get me McGarricle!" (Regal nodded and knocked on Steph's door.) VAL: "That's a really small arena.." ("He found-out?" Steph asked when she opened the door. "I didn't put those on there.") IVORY -Steph-: "I had THE HELP put them there..." ("Your father wants to know where these came from. He sent me to get you.") STEVEN: "You realize that if you cut the plot exposition out of this fic, it would be four sentances long.." (Stephanie nodded, "I didn't think he'd find-out that fast.") BULL: -Steph-: "I was going to distract him with my massive breasts.." ("Do you want me to go with you?" Debra asked.) GOODFATHER -Debra-: "Would you like me to wipe your bottom for you too?" ("No, that's ok, I've been standing-up to my father for years." Stephanie said as she walked-out the door, Regal following her.) IVORY: "Anyone want to make a wager on how quickly Steph caves?" STEVEN: "I don't make sucker's bets.." ("Thanks William, just give me a minute," she said closing the door. ) VAL -Steph-: "I need to change into my beratement outfit.." (Of course Regal and Debra were listening on the other side. ) BULL: "With water glasses pressed to their ears." GOODFATHER: "Man, these people can't stop gossiping to save their lives.." ("Where did these pictures come from?" Vince asked Stephanie, like the stern father he was.) STEVEN: "...Howard Stern." ("I don't know, I didn't put them-up on the Internet for the whole to see.") GOODFATHER: "That's right. The wizards did it." ("You knew about these?" Stephanie nodded. ) BULL: "No, she's just growling at the camera because of her PMS." ("I just had them done for myself, and not for anyone else.") IVORY -Steph-: "...As I said three times before.." ("Do you think Jeff did it to get back at you?") STEVEN -Steph-: "No! It's Ossama!" ("I'll ask him.") VAL: -Steph-: "Yes, ask him." -Evil cackling- (Stephanie ran down ) GOODFATHER: "The drain...like her career.." (the hall to the Hardyz locker room, she didn't have much time before their match. Jeff opened the door after she knocked.) IVORY: -Steph-: "Avon calling!" BULL -Jeff-: "Yay! I need new stuff to paint myself with...oh, it's you." ("What?" He sighed, "I don't have time to talk to now.") STEVEN -Jeff-: "I'm making chest hair topiaries!" ("You seem a bit guilty with that answer, so you must've put my pictures up.") VAL: "I guess Jeff's flopsweat must've tipped her off." ("What pictures?") ALL: "What hat?" ("Oh please, the ones of me at the club.") GOODFATHER -Steph-: "Me...disco boots..."Solid Gold" Hair..." ("It was Matt because you put that picture up of me.") IVORY -Jeff-: "We've continued your childish pattern of revenge! Isn't it cool?" ("How did you find that out?" "We did a little investigating. I took it down after.") BULL: "And that makes it OK?" STEVEN: "One week and three people, and all they could come up with were some semi-edgy pictures of Stephanie in leather pants?" ("I put your picture up because you screwed Hunter out of the title and I wanted to piss you off." Stephanie said a-matter-of-factly. ) VAL: "Yes, thank you, Ms. Plot Exposition." (But Daddy made me take it down, he doesn't like my pictures up like that on the 'net and neither do I.") GOODFATHER -Steph-: "Except on WWEDivas.com...and wwe.com...and wwesmackdown.com..." (Stephanie said trying to not sound like she was backing down.) IVORY: "Not that she hasn't been doing that through the whole fic.." ("Matt!" "What?" ) BULL: -Jeff-: "Your plot exposition is here!" (Matt called going to his brother. He was shocked; a little too shocked to see Stephanie there. ) STEVEN: -Matt-: "Stephanie! But I chopped up your body and dumped you into the Hudson River!" ("Are we agreed no more pictures and we'll take hers down?" Jeff asked his brother in front of Steph.) VAL: -Jeff-: "Are we agreed to end the dumbest plot point in the history of fanfiction?" (Matt looked pissed at first ) GOODFATHER: "That bedwetting thing again..." ((excuse the language) IVORY: "Says the author who heavily favors the word 'bitch'." (but agreed. No one said anything for a while when the boyz shut the door, Stephanie started back to her father's office.) STEVEN: "Stage direction took place...people moved..." (Matt and Jeff went over to Kevin Kelly, who they hired to try and take the pictures down before Stephanie saw them. ) GOODFATHER: "Wait...so if he took the pictures and then they paid him...doesn't that constitute the notion that they had Kelly take the pictures?" VAL: "Just smile and nod; it dulls the pain.." (It was too late, of course, ) BULL: "The plot HAD already gone off the rails.." (but they finally breathed a sigh of relief when ) IVORY: "...Jeff finally got that gerbil out of his.." EVERYONE ELSE: "No!" (they got erased and went-off to their match.) STEVEN -Shwartzenegger-: "I vill make a zequel to dat movie!" -Everyone else shrieks- (Stephanie went in her father's office again. "It's done, it's off.") GOODFATHER: "No! No more incest references!" (She said to her father. Vince looked onto the now blank screen, and smiled.) VAL: "Vince should give his magic computer to the government; I think they'd need a computer that has a screen which automatically refreshes." ("So you're finished with me now Daddy?" Stephanie asked, sweetly.) -Val opens his mouth- GOODFATHER: "I said no more incest jokes!!" (Vince nodded his head and Stephanie took the cue to leave, smirking. STEVEN: "Sounds like our cue to leave, too." -everyone pastes smirks upon their faces as they exit, stage left- (DOOR SEQUENCE: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10) (The Main console is festooned in telephones. One of them begins to ring as Val passes by) VAL: -into phone-: "Hello?" VOICE: "Hiiii! Did you hear about Trish and Susie?" VAL: -confused-: "Uh, who is this?" VOICE: "Just another spreader of gossip looking for someone to gossip with! So, have you ever used a stuntman in your movies?" VAL: "That's silly; I didn't do action films...I did..." -his eyes bug out at the person's meaning- "What are you trying to say?" VOICE: "Well, I've heard that you couldn't 'rise to the occasion', so they used a stuntman...are you telling me that isn't true?" VAL: "Of course!" VOICE: "Could you pretend that it's true? It's such a juicy piece of gossip!" VAL: "You're crazy! Gossip is a malicious form of spreading innuendo and I don't approve of it one bit..." STEVEN: "Aww, Val, I was just kidding you..Ooops.." -he hangs up- -Val stares at the phone and keeps staring even after the klaxon and sirens go off. As the camera zoooms toward him, he finally moves- (DOOR SEQUENCE: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1)