(All re-enter the theatre and are seated: Bull, Goodfather, Val, Ivory and Steven)

GOODFATHER: "I don't believe you wussed out!"
VAL: "I did not!"

(Team Extreme-Sequel: )
STEVEN: "The Journey Home?"

("Oh my God!" Matt said, while on his laptop in the kitchen.)
IVORY -Matt-: "Cindy Crawford's official website takes Visa!"

(Jeff was watching hockey (yeah, hockey))
VAL: "As opposed to mumblety-peg."

(and glanced over, curiously.)
IVORY: "Eh, go ask Alice, Jeff.."

(Matt opened the picture in a new window and sure enough there was Jeff standing there with nothing on but a towel.)
ALL: "Dun, Dun, DUN!"
BULL: "Once again, our heroes are foiled by their belt buckles..."

("That mofo Jericho! I swear I'm going to kill him!")
GOODFATHER -Jeff, Accented-: "He one bad mamma jamma, uh huh.."

(Jeff finally)
IVORY: "Keeled over from hair dye poisoning?"

(came-over and saw the picture of him in the towel.)
STEVEN: -Jeff-: "See?!  That's how you wear a towel."
GOODFATHER: -Matt-:"Oh, bitch off, bitch."

("I don't look that, bad, but still," Jeff said, slyly and a little frustrated.)
STEVEN: "Haha hah!  Jeff's a mirror queen!"
IVORY: "Mirror Queen?"
BULL: "It means he's vain."

("I wonder if Lita's seen this yet," Matt asked.)
GOODFATHER: -snorting-: "I'm willing to bet that Lita's seen a whole bunch more than that, if you know what I mean..."

(Jeff rolled his eyes, Lita, OMG, )
VAL: "He was thinking in netspeak again!"
STEVEN: "LOL!"

(what if Edge saw this picture. )
BULL: "So now they're both suddenly gay...with no character establishment at all."
IVORY: "This story is light on that."
GOODFATHER: "This story is light on a lot of things!"

(Jeff quickly speed-dialed Jericho and he picked-up after two rings.)
STEVEN: "Told you he was obsessed!"
VAL: "Wait a minute; what's Jericho doing on his speed dial?"
GOODFATHER: "He likes to keep track of the other push-free blondes with streak jobs."

("Hello?")
IVORY: -Jimmy Durante-: "Are you still there in Camp Granada, Motha?"

("Jericho! You probably would know what I'm calling you about,")
STEVEN: -Jericho-: "Wait!  Let me get my riding crop!"

(Jeff said arrogance in his voice.)
BULL: "He must be really arrogant if he's talking about it out loud..."

("The photograph with me in the towel. )
VAL: -Jeff-: "What do you think?  Chest hair or no chest hair?"

(I can't think of anybody else that would get the picture but you.")
GOODFATHER: -Jeff-: "You're the only other person I know who understands the esoterics of cheesecake!"

("What photo? What site?")
IVORY: "How about every single Hardyz site on the net?"
STEVEN: "Wasn't it on the official site, too?"
IVORY: "Yes."
STEVEN: "So this fic doesn't make any sense at all?"
IVORY: "Yes."
STEVEN: "Good.  I'm just checking."

(Chris went to the site Jeff told him the URL to )
GOODFATHER: "...NOW the author chooses to skip over URL information?"
IVORY: "The Matt Hardy Drool Squad probably threw a fit at her and asked her not to name names anymore."

(and he came across this photograph that Jeff was so upset about. )
VAL: -Chris-: "Well, I don't know what you're upset about!  You make a perfectly attractive Scooby Doo!"

(Jeff took that as he was feeling guilty, for he didn't answer after awhile, )
BULL: "Maybe he left him hanging on the line so that he could go to the can?"
IVORY: "Either that or he's whacking off."
-All shudder-

("so" Jeff prompted trying to get Christ to confess. )
STEVEN -nasally-: "No one expects the Hardy Inquisition!"

("So.. )
IVORY: "See?"
STEVEN: "Sue."

(When was this taken!")
GOODFATHER: "Uh, Jeff...you were there.."
BULL: "Now, remember, whenever you see something like that, GF, a wizard did it.."

(Chris said, trying to make himself seem innocent, even though he was. "What??")
STEVEN: -Chris, hysterical-: "Ha ha..who turned on the lights" -his voice gets high-pitched- "It's awfully hot in here..."

(Why would I post another picture on the Internet when you already know I would have been guilty? That would've been no fun.")
GOODFATHER -Buttercup-: "I'm a monster...I surprise."

("True" Jeff said hesitating,"so, who did it?")
GOODFATHER: "The Butler!"
IVORY: "No, it's Miss Scarlett in the pantry with a candlestick!"

("Stephanie!" Vince called out to his daughter.)
STEVEN: -sarcastic-: "Oh, nice transition there..."

("Yeah, Dad," Steph was on her own laptop after posting the picture of Jeff she had found while
in his locker room. )
VAL: "Ahah!  We have caught the culprit!"
IVORY: "Gee, this is better than 'Who Slew Auntie Roo?'!"

(It was perfect for blackmail after he won the Intercontinental title from Hunter.)
BULL: "Why?!  All Hunter has to do is whine to Vince until Jeff ends up jerking curtains for the rest of his career."

("Yeah, Daddy?" Stephanie said not even trying to sound innocent.
"How did you get this??" Vince said showing the website to her.)
STEVEN: -Stephanie, bitter-: "Why don't you ask your precious MEDIA RELATIONS CONSULTANT, Daddy?"
VAL: -Stephanie-: "Oh, daddy, it's called registration and html!  Look it up!"

("I had Trish take it in his locker room, I needed something to blackmail him with," )
IVORY: "Wait...she just said that she found that picture in his locker room..."
VAL: "Better yet, why would he let Trish take a picture of him in a towel?"

(she giggled. "I didn't like the fact that Jeff took the title from Hunter so I decided to pay him back, since he seemed so confident of himself lately.")
GOODFATHER: "Nice plot exposition.."

("Take-it off or I'll change your angle," Vince said, disgusted at Stephanie's recent behavior.)
BULL: -Snorting-: "If only he was that firm with her in real life.."

("But, Daddy, it's not fair. )
IVORY -Sherri-: "It's not fair, Teddy Bear!"

(Your always saying 'in the interest of fairness,' I'm supposed to be on top)
-All shudder vocally at the slight suggestion of incest-

((no pun intended).")
-even more violent shuddering-

("And you will sweetie, just as long as you take the picture down. I will not have my employees looked-upon this way.")
GOODFATHER -Vince-: "I'd rather exploit their nudity for my own monetary gain!"

(Stephanie sighed, kissed her Dad )
-All shudder-

(and went to her room to take the picture back, well that was fun while it lasted, she thought.)
IVORY: "Our villain, ladies and gentlemen!"
STEVEN: "Watch her cave in at the speed of light!"

("Hey, Matt! The pictures down now.")
VAL -Jeff-: "I'm so excited I forgot how to form a contraction!"

("Guess we'll never find-out who did it." )
GOODFATHER -Homer Simpson-: "Unleeessss..."

("But it was fun while it lasted," Jeff said surprising Matt making Matt throw a towel at him and starting to wrestle him on the couch.)
-More shuddering-
IVORY: "Nah, this isn't TOO homoerotic..."

(Matt smiled as he put the finishing touches on his new site strictly dedicated to Stephanie. )
STEVEN: "So, apparently, these people have posting access to thousands of fan sites...and on top of that, they have the html skills and general Internet knowledge to create their own website?"
GOODFATHER: "Gee, I guess webmasters are just fronts for their brilliant stars.."

(Both Jeff, Matt and even Jericho were investigating all week and found)
VAL: "...That pork doesn't mix with chocolate syrup?"
BULL: "...That they needed a crossover with Willow and the Scooby Gang to force this thing into making sense?"

(that Stephanie was behind the picture of 'Jeff'. )
IVORY: "'Jeff' in quotation marks?  Suddenly that's not really him?"
STEVEN: "It's got to be a typo..."
VAL: "Steven, this whole fic is a typo."
GOODFATHER: "You're missing the best part: it took three people a whole week to figure out something that could have been found out just by asking a question."

(Matt smiled, Stephanie was wearing nothing but black leather, )
BULL: "Which is shocking...how?"

(or in another picture with a black skirt, and a purple sequined shirt. )
IVORY: "Second verse, same as the first?"
STEVEN: "Ah, they're claiming revenge on the Internet by posting Stephanie's worst fashion faux pas.  They're trying to force it into meltdown."

(Her hair was curly and pulled back. He didn't know if Vince saw these but he didn't care.)
GOODFATHER: "Because everyone knows how hard Vince has been trying to keep Stephanie's boobs in place."

(He showed Jeff; they went on the bus for the show. )
IVORY: "Eeew!  Matt's bedwetting's turned into incontinence!"

(Matt sat next to  Mark Henry and Jeff sat in the seat after them. )
STEVEN -bus monitor-: "No kicking the seat!  No throwing things!"

(Chris Jericho took a picture to commemorate the moment they all got revenge on Stephanie,)
GOODFATHER: "He'd better use that camera carefully, or the bus driver will take it away from him."

(Matt was grinning like a kid leaning onto Mark. )
IVORY: "Poor Mark Henry; too many people mistake the poor guy for a throw pillow.."

(Mark didn't know what was going on, )
STEVEN: "Most marks don't."

(so he just smiled, too. )
BULL -Homer Simpson-: "Hate world...take revenge soon.."

(They got to the arena and met Lita; she smirked after
they told her their plan. )
VAL: -Lita-: "Tee hee!  Stupid revenge is funny!"

(Lita of course told Trish who told Tori, who told Terri, who told Kat )
GOODFATHER: "Life in the WWF: Just like a shampoo commercial!"

(hey, in my fics Kat's still here), 
IVORY: "Hey, I wish she were there, too!"
STEVEN: "Yeah, if you want her back, you can have her!"
KAT -OS-: "Shut up!"
-All look around once more, trying to determine where Kat's voice is coming from-

(who told Chyna. The rest is history.)
BULL: "They would never forget that tragic day...the day Joanie Lee Lauer jumped off the Talliache Bridge..."

(All get up and leave the theatre in their usual order)

(DOOR SEQUENCE: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10)

(The main console area of the Satellite is darkened.  Bull sits, staring wide-eyed at the glowing screen of a laptop)

GOODFATHER -Entering the frame-: "What's going on here?" -he turns on a light.  Bull swiftly tries to hide what he was working on, to no avail- "The hell?!  Is that what I think it is..."

BULL: -too frantically-: "No!" -then more slowly- "Yes..."

GOODFATHER: "What are you doing making a website about all of us?!"

BULL: "Well, today's fic inspired me to launch my own website on the world.  By taking subtle revenge on everyone, my desire to hurl each of you out of the airlock gets a wee bit better."

GOODFATHER: "Ahh..." -Bull has replaced his laptop onto the top of the counter- "That's what you did with that picture of Ivory yawning!"

BULL -nodding-: "I count the number of cavities she has when I'm bored."

GOODFATHER: "And that audio clip of Steven cursing at the hotplate..."

BULL: "...It gets fifteen hits an hour!"

GOODFATHER: "But why isn't there anything on there about me?"

BULL: "Dude, you're Pappa Shango!  I don't want any voodoo curses put on my head!"

GOODFATHER: "I'm not Pappa Shango!"

(Sirens and Klaxons)

BULL: "Sure!  Then why do we have fic sign again?"

GOODFATHER: "Just shut up and runnn!"

(Running and pandemonium)

(DOOR SEQUENCE: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1)