More MiSTing a la Melly. This will be the last chap tonight, I can't stomach much more of this...... Kurt: I can't sit through anymore of this, I really can't. Stephanie: Just try baby, they're can't be too much more. [Rodney was very grateful for his party. I mingled with about every person there. The WWF wrestlers are like normal people.] All: We are? [Of course, we always had the infamous kareokee machine.] Edge: Oh yes, a staple of all Posse surprise party's. [So, of course, Petey and I got up there and sang Summer Nights.] Stephanie: Of course! [And as promised before, Sean Morley and I sang our hearts out to Summer of 69 by Brian Adams. Even Vince Mcmahon got up there and started singing.] All: (laughing hysterically) [Throughout the party, I got worried about Carm. She was no where to be found. I asked everyone where she was, but they all had no clue whatsoever. I walked up the stairs to the first floor, hearing someone crying upstairs. I gave a weird look and proceeded up the stairs. I got closer and closer to the guest room, and the crying got a little louder. I knocked on the door, and the crying stopped. I knocked again and then there was a silence.] Christian: (sarcastically) The suspense is killing me!! [I creaked open the door, seeing Carm's face dug into a pillow,] Stephanie: Sounds painful. [ the phone off the hook. I walked over and took the phone and hung it up. "I have calls comin through you know!" "Shut up....." Carm grumbled, turning to the side. "Carmie.......what's wrong?" "Nothing." She sniffled lightly.] Kurt: You'd be crying too if you were trapped in this awful fanfic. I'm crying just reading it. ["Girl, you can't keep it in!" "Just leave me alone please......." This was one of the first times I have seen Carm like this. Well, the second time. The first time was when he dad almost killed her.] Edge: I'd rather be dead than be in this fic. [As I was leaving, a thought hit me. It WAS about her dad.] Christian holds up a light bulb. [I proceeded down the stairs, seeing Jeff Hardy with a problamatic look on his face.] Christian: Problamatic? What the hell is that? ["Who was that crying?" "Carmie." "What's wrong?" "She was sleeping." I said covering it up.] Stephanie: Oh, good cover there. Edge: Jeff has been typecast as the dumb southerner. ["Oh......" "So......what brings you to the bottom of the stairs?" "Bored I guess." He smiled.] Kurt: How could you be bored? They have a karoke machine for christ sakes! ["Wanna go out with me for fresh air?" I smiled at my stupid response. "Yea." Jeff laughed under his breath. Proceeding outside the screen door, which Jeff held for me. Ain't he a sweetie?] Stephanie: A real southern gentleman. [I smiled to myself approaching the ring outside. "A WRESTLING RING!?!"] Christian: (as Jeff) A real live wrasslin ring? Dayum, down yonder in the Carolina's ya never see those! Golly Miss Elly Mae, why in tarnation is there a wrasslin ring in the backyard? ["Yeah......he's a rich punk! What did you expect? Besides, I think you have a trampoline Mr. Hardy, correct?" I winked at him lightly, looking at the ring. "Yeah but that's a trampoline! THIS is a wrestling ring."] Edge: (as Jeff) I may be a WWF wrassler but I ain't never seen one of these in my life! "Your point? Come on Jeff. Show me some moves." I gave a smile. Faking punches. All: (start humming Eye of the Tiger) ["Oh God." He sighed, jumping on the apron. He gave out his hand, and I accepted it.] Kurt: Who needs two hands anyway? [He pulled me up, making out bodies right next to eachother.] Edge: People are getting it on in the wrestling ring? That's some party. [My heart was doing flip-flops. I bit my bottom lip for a second, and Jeff proceeded into the ring. What was I thinking? Was I falling in love with him? I knew the Hardys for 2 years now. What is this all about?] Stephanie: What is this all about? She falls in love with Rodney, then she steps into the ring with Jeff, and suddenly, she's in love? Christian: Didn't you know? It's the ring o' love. ["What do you want to learn?" Jeff said, breaking into my thoughts. "I WANNA JOB!" I laughed.] Kurt: You're gonna need one after this fic is over. ["No problem." He smiled. We started out in a grapple, him TOTALLY over coming me. The match went on for awhile. We were just fooling and giggling like normal people......well......ya know.] Stephanie: No, we don't know. Edge: You know Steph, like normal everyday people who have wrestling rings in their backyard. [At one point, I saw a light on in Carm's room. But, after about 20 minutes, I fell over from laughing so hard.] Christian: There is nothing funny about this situation. [Jeff got on top of me, and put me into a cradle, holding my legs and neck upward and I soon quieted down. "1.......2......" I began, knowing I'd loose.] Kurt: Loose? Hooked on phonics did not work for Meredith. ["3....." He whispered, bending down gently. He kissed me slowly and gently on the lips. I accepted it immediatly, and placed my arms around his neck, pulling him in more.] Stephanie: Time for another tongue lashing!! [He moved his hands from my neck and around my legs, to my back and, well, around my legs.] Edge: How many hands does he have? Kurt: One at last count. He gave her his other, remember? [All you could hear were the night creatures, and the music from the basement, slightly.] Crickets begin chirping, the sound of an owl is also heard. The MiSters look around the room in confusion. Mick: Thought I'd try out a little sound effects. Just trying to set the mood. [I made matters a little more adventurous, fooling around with his tounge. He kissed around my cheek, to me ear, to my collar bone, to my cheek, to my ear and back around.] Kurt: Woah. That made me dizzy. [His warm hand went up me shirt] Christian: (with an Irish accent) Then down to me trousers, looking for the pot o' gold. [and I flinched quickly, which caused the kiss to break.] Edge: Damn, I hate it when my kisses break!! ["I'm sorry Jeff. I......] Kurt: Want this fic to end? Edge: Need to go to the bathroom and vomit after just reading what I read? Stephanie: Can't bear to have a southerner with one hand touch me? [I can't do this." I said, remembering what happened last time.] Edge: Oh god, there was a last time? [Not with Jeff though. He was such a sweetheart, and I felt so bad I broke his heart.] Stephanie: Yeah, one kiss from "Britney" and all men fall hopelessly in love. [I went into the house, seeing Jeff still in the ring, kness up to his chest, arms wrapped around them. I felt so bad, I couldn't stand it. He was so innocent, looking up at the sky.] Christian: (as Jeff) Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, wish I may, wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight. GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING FANFIC GOD DAMNIT! Kurt: (as Chicken Little) The sky is falling! The sky is falling! [He was such a little wonderer. He always was so curious about many things. I kept thinking of that, until I heard my name. "Brits."] Stephanie: Fucking bloody Brits. ["Hmmmm?" I turned around, seeing my cousin. "What's wrong with Carm?" "Pete......" I walked over to him slowly. "I think she seriously is gettin vibes from her dad.] Kurt: Vibes? Stephanie: Yeah, you know, like vibrators. Kurt looks at Stephanie in horror. Stephanie: Don't look at me, I didn't write this fic. [She was crying earlier, and I asked what was wrong, and she gave the look that she had when she was beat by her dad." I whispered gently.] Edge: Did he beat her with the vibes? ["Should we tell S...." "No. Let's keep it quiet. Promise?" "Yea......." "Pete......" "Alright PLP." He said seriously, giving out the Posse punch.] Kurt: PLP? Edge: Don't ask. I don't want to know. [Carm walked into the room, seconds later. Her eyes were puffy, her cheeks were bright red, she had lines of black on her cheek. "Carm." I said boldly. "I'll be out of your way.......jus......getting coffee." "Who called?"] Christian: Someone called? How the hell would she know? She was making out with a Hardy boy! ["What are you ta....." "WHO CALLED?"] They all cover their ears. ["Oh......my mom. Her friend died." "Who?" "Jason."] Stephanie, Kurt and Edge all look over at Christian. Christian: Don't look at me. I'm not Jason. At least not in this MiSting I'm not. [I knew it was a complete lie. So did Pete by the look on his face. I shook my head in disapproval] Stephanie: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Watch out Carm or it's to the dungeon for a tongue lashing! [and Carm stormed out of the room, starting up her water works again.] Edge: Water works? What is this, Monopoly? [ Jeff came in, as if almost on cue. He gave me a smile, and then turned away from me. He walked slowly down the stairs, and back to the party, looking like his dad died.] Kurt: Well I must say, being in this awful fic might be worse than losing a parent. Stephanie: I don't know about that but…hey…it's over! There's no more!! Christian: The end! Yes! This has so reeked of sucktitude. Mick: That's just the end of chapter two. There's plenty more fanfic left. Did you really think I would let you off that easy? Stephanie: Come on Mick, this is enough! We've learned our lesson! You want your job back, you got it! Anything, we'll do anything, just let us out!! Edge: Please Mick, we can't take anymore of this! It's torture!! Mick: That's the point kiddos. Face it, you're stuck here till this fic is over. Actually, I'm quite enjoying this little tale she has weaved. It has it all, mystery, suspense, romance and Britney Spears! Kurt: It has none of that Mick. Mick: Oh. Oops. My bad, I was reading some good fic at the Britney Spears egroup and got confused. Anyway, stay tuned for chapter three of A Cycle of Pain and Love.