Alright, Chapter 2 of our MISTing. Enjoy! [American Dream: A Trilogy Part One: Degenerating D Generation X Chapter Two ] Jeff: Are they going to type that out every single time? Jason(jubilantly): Yay! Woohoo! Story time! [Distribution: Please ask!] Matt: I thought I already told them about that distribution shit. [Disclaimer: Don't own, Don't sue!] Adam: Yeah, cause they're coming to see us at Wrestlemania! Jason: I talked to Vince about extra security, but he said it costs too much so…we're on our own. [Content: Language, Sexual situations Rating: NC-17] Matt: Yeah good stuff, but where is the sex coming in at? ["Kristin, I need to talk to you for a minute," the man said to her as she was walking out the door.] Jason: Ooh the mystery man! I SO want to know who this is! ["I'll catch up with you guys later," Kristin said to her friends. ] Adam: Boy she sure has no problems leaving me to stay with that man, huh? Jeff: You need to keep your girlfriend in check. ["Sit down please," he said gesturing to one of the chairs nearest to his desk. ] Jason: Dude, he's going to put the moves on your woman! Watch out! ["Now I know you have some reservations about being in charge of the group," he started out. ] Matt (muttering) :If I was as ditzy as Jay I would too. (Jason gives Matt an evil glare) ["Reservations?" she asked looking puzzled, her mind a jumbled mess from the responsibility she had just been given. "Was I supposed to make reservations for dinner?" ] (Matt, Jeff, and Adam look at each other and then at a puzzled Jay and burst out laughing) Jay: What? [The man laughed. 'This is going to be too easy' he thought to himself. ] Matt: Am I the only one scared that they would write themselves this ditzy? Jeff: You're not, bro, you're definitely not. ["No, Kristin. I meant you're a little unsure about giving the orders to the group. But I have faith in you. You have nothing to worry about," he said patting her hand reassuringly.] Jason: Man, I told you he was going to put the moves on her! Dude, I wouldn't stand for that! Adam: Yeah, maybe if she was really MY GIRLFRIEND! ["I will give you the orders and you can write them down and then give them out to the rest of the group. You will be the only one that will be in close contact with me.] Jeff: How convenient. Jason: Very…this seems real fishy to me. I think he's up to something. Matt (sarcastically): Ya think? [We're all in this together, Kris; you have nothing to worry about. Leave it to me," he said squeezing her hand reassuringly. ] Jeff: I bet he wishes he was squeezing something else Adam: Dude, he so needs to keep his hands off of her! Matt (snickering): Do something about it Adam! Jason: I still want to know who it is! [She still looked a little doubtful. "Well, OK. I really hope I don't mess anything up though. Joanie's about ready to kill me as it is! I can be a tad spacey at times."] Matt: This chick has got to be blonde Adam, Jeff, and Jay: Hey! ['A tad? A whole lot more than a tad baby. This is just way too easy' he thought to himself.] Jeff: Damn, he's kind of mean, who do you think it could be? Shane? Matt: Well I would say Vince but then again, he'd never give us an angle this good. ["Now Kristin, your not just a pretty face. You have brains to go with all that beauty.] Adam: Brains? Could've fooled me! Jason: Hey! That's your girlfriend you're talking about. [I have the utmost faith in you and I'm sure many of the other members of the group do too. Everything will be fine."] Matt: This guy is laying it on pretty thick, it can't be Shane-O. He's not that smooth. ["OK. If you say so!" She said smiling. ] Adam: Ok now I am willing to bet this chick's last name is Reso [While Chris and Jason had gone to talk to Joanie,] Jason: Me? Talk to Joanie? Ha! I think not. (whimpering) She scares me. (Jeff pats Jason on the back gently) [Matt and Adam had followed Melissa and Jeff to their locker room. While waiting for Kristin, they started discussing the meeting they had just left.] Matt: Am I the only one who is a little confused here? Who went where and did what? Jeff: And who the hell is Melissa and why is she going to my locker room? ["God. I cannot believe he choose Kristin to be the head of this group," Adam said shaking his head smiling.] Adam: Yeah! It should be me! ["She can't run her own life without my help. Hell, she'd forget to breathe if I didn't remind her." He said laughing at his girlfriend's ditzy nature. ] Jason: Damn that's pretty sad, why are you going out with someone that bad off? Adam: Well I do hang out with you, don't I? ["Adam, why are you always so hard on Kris? She try's her best," Matt said becoming disgusted with Adam constantly picking on Kristin.] Jeff (singing): Mattie's got a crush, Mattie's got a crush! ["Matt, come on. You have to admit, she can be a bit of an airhead sometimes," Adam said chuckling.] Matt: You are pretty rough on your own girlfriend. ["That's no way to talk about your girlfriend you know," Matt said. "You said the key words, Matt, my girlfriend. She is my girlfriend, therefore I can say what I want to about her," Adam replied. ] Adam: Yeah! You tell him! Um…go me! Jason: But, Adam, that's your girlfriend. How can you say those things about her? You never say anything like that about Alanah. Why are you so mean to Krissy? Adam: Jay, this isn't real, it's fanfic remember? F-A-N-F-I-C (Jay nods slowly) Jeff: Just get on with the damn story! ["She's not a possession, Adam, damn it! You don't own her, so stop acting like you do!" Matt said raising his voice.] Jeff: Uh oh, Matt raised his voice! Watch out everyone! Jason: You really shouldn't be so jealous of Adam's girlfriend Matt…. That's just not right man. [Melissa and Jeff just stood there listening to them argue.] Jason: Man, you could say something and not just stand there. Jeff: Yeah, maybe if this was REAL! ["I never said I owned her. Quit putting words in my mouth.] Jeff: Yeah, he's got to many teeth in there, nothing else is going to fit. (Adam punches Jeff in the shoulder, hard) Jeff (holding his arm): OW! I just don't think you have any right telling me what I can and can't say about my own damn girlfriend. I love her] Adam: I do? [but she can be as Joanie put it, a village idiot at times," Adam said laughing. "She is not an idiot. And I really don't appreciate you putting her down like that. How do you think that makes her feel?" Matt asked standing over Adam. ] Jeff: Hmm. Let me think. Probably like an idiot!? ["Matt, why don't you just stay out of it! It's none of your damn business. She's a big girl; if Adam's picking on her is bothering her she'll let him know. Why don't you get your own girlfriend and quit worrying about Adam's? Jesus, you really piss me off sometimes," Jeff said storming out of the locker room and slamming the door.] Matt: After all the years I took care of you and you talk to me like that? (Jeff shrugs) ["Great. Are you two happy now? You've pissed Jeffy off,] (All looking at each other): Jeffy? (Matt, Adam and Jay, start laughing.) [ now I'm the one that's going to have to deal with his mood.] Jeff: Deal with my mood? I like the sound of that. [Thanks a lot," Melissa said smiling sarcastically.] Adam and Matt: No problem! Anything for little Jeffy! ["Sorry," Matt and Adam both said with a shrug. "Whatever. I'm going to go talk to him," Melissa said leaving to go find Jeff.] Jeff: Talk? That's how she's dealing with my mood? What a rip. Matt: Ok that's the end of Chapter Two. Jason: Hey! When are they going to have sex in there? I thought it said sexual situations! Dude, I think we've been gypped. Adam: Totally. Jason: Ok, next chapter. If it's the last thing I do, I'm going to find out who this Benefactor is! Jeff: Tomorrow Jay. We'll do it tomorrow. Jason (whining): Aww come on guys! Matt, Jeff and Adam: NO! Now go to bed!