Ok, Krissy and I wanted to mist something so we figured, why not mist our own 
story before someone else gets to it! Anyway, we didn't really do this the 
way some other mistings are like, our guys aren't in a satelitte or anything 
like that. That would have taken to much thought! hehe. Anyway here is the 
very first chapter Krissy and I ever wrote of American Dream, completely 
misted of course. We're thinking about misting all the chapters. Hopefully we 
get a good response from this one! So, enjoy. The opening and closing scenes 
need some work i think but, hey, this is only our first misting! We're bound 
to get better. Right?
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[The scene opens in a hotel room with four guys crowded around Matt Hardy's 
laptop. Adam Copeland, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, and Jason Reso are looking at 
something on the screen.]

Matt: Hey guys, check out this fanfic that I found. We're in it!

[Title: American Dream: A Trilogy
Part One: Degenerating D Generation X]

Jason: What a long ass title. 

[Authors: Melissa and Kristin]

Adam: Who the hell are these bitches?


[Distribution: Please ask!]

Matt: Then why the hell did you put it on the Internet where I can find it?

[Content: Language, Sexual situations]

Jeff: Ooh sex!

[Disclaimers: Unfortunately, at this point, we only own Mel and Krissy, but 
who knows, with a little luck on our side, maybe Vince will let us borrow the 
guys one day!]

Jeff: What are we toys?

Adam: Well, you are the BOY Toyz!

[If not, don't sue us...we couldn't even afford the attorney's 
fees not to mention it would screw up our trip to Wrestlemania next year!]

Jason: Holy shit! They're going to Wrestlemania! We need extra security!


[Rating: NC-17]

Adam: Ooh this should be good.

Jason: Yeah yeah! Sex, sex!!

[Wrestlers: The Hardy Boys, Edge and Christian, Chris Jericho, Chyna, Hunter, 
Road Dogg. (There will be others mentioned most likely, but these are the 
main characters.)]

Matt: Hey! We finally got ourselves a storyline!

Jeff: It's about damn time.

[Authors' Notes: We are having a lot of fun writing this story and hope that 
you will enjoy it, too.]

Jason: I dunno, I'm kinda scared……..

[We will be greatly happy to have lots of feedback! 
(Hint! Hint!) Also, there is a bit of mystery to the story, so try and figure 
it out! Most importantly...enjoy!]

Adam: Enjoy?! I'm with Jason on this one… I'm scared.


[Chapter One]

Jeff: Shit, there's more than one chapter?!

Matt: Yeah, there's like 70 of em.

Jason: I can't sit here that long, I'll have to go pee.

Adam: Do we have any popcorn? This is going to be a long night……

[Eight WWF employees sat in the small room waiting for whatever was about to
happen. They had each received a note requesting their presence at the 
meeting, but no one knew who had called it.]

Jason: Like we would honestly go to a meeting when we didn't even know who 
called it.

Jeff: Shut up Jay, you know if you got a note requesting you to be somewhere 
you would be there in a second.

[Almost, everyone there were friends, except 
for two of the women. Joanie Laurer, Chyna,]

Matt: Someone's actually friends with Joanie?

Jason: Dude, she scares me…

[could not stand Adam Copeland's 
girlfriend and valet, Kristin.]

Jason: Wait, I thought Alanah was your girlfriend?

Jeff: Yeah, aren't y'all getting married or something?

Adam: Dude, it's a fanfic!

[And Kristin was practically scared to death of 
Joanie.]

Adam: She'd make a good pair with Jason

[She was about to get up and leave due to the stares that Joanie bore through 
her when the mystery guest of honor appeared.]

Jason: Dude, I wonder who it is!

Jeff: Shut up, who cares! It's just a stupid fanfic

Matt: Yeah but its one where we actually have a storyline


["Great! You're all here. I'll make this short and sweet. DX is running this
company into the ground.]

Adam: At least someone realizes that……

[I can't let that happen. And I want you guys to come
together and take them out.]

Matt: That's obviously not Vince.

Jeff: Yeah well, at least someone has faith in us!

Adam: Well Jeff, if you didn't try to kill yourself every night, maybe you'd 
get a storyline

Jeff: Well at least I don't go around showing my ass all the time at house 
shows!

Adam: Wait, I have a nice ass!

Jason: Dudes, I'm trying to read this! Quit bickering!


["Does anyone have any problems with that?"]

Jason: Nope, no problems here!

[They were all silent for a minute trying to digest the information that was 
just given to them.]

Jason: Digest? Like food man?

[It was a shock for all. None of them had ever expected to 
be given an opportunity like this.]

Jeff: Yeah opportunity for Hunter to kick our ass!

["Actually I do have a problem with this," Joanie spoke up. "If Kristin is 
going to be in this group then I'm not.]

Jason: Aww man, Joanie is so mean to your girlfriend!

Adam: Um, Jay, she's not my girlfriend.

Jason: But man, it says so right there!

Matt: Let's just get on with this…

[I cannot work day in and day out with 
her. She will drive me insane.]

Jason: She's not that bad!

Jeff: She's not real Jay, well she might be, but you don't even know her!

[It's bad enough that she's dating one of my 
friends, let alone having to get into the ring with her everyday."]

Adam: Joanie's my friend?

Jason: Dude she scares me…

[When Kristin heard this she stood up slowly. "It's OK, Joanie. You guys 
don't need me anyway.] 

Jason: Yes we do! Your Adam's girlfriend!

[I'm the only one here that doesn't wrestle. I'm pretty much 
just an ornament. You don't really need me,"]

Matt: Yeah like 75% of the other women in the WWF

[Kristin said looking 
crestfallen. 'It sounds like so much fun. But they need Joanie in the group 
more than they need me.' Kristin thought.]

Jason: Aww man Adam, you should go make her feel better.

Adam: Um Fanfic Jay, Fanfic

Jeff rolls his eyes.

["No, Kristin, I want you in this group for that precise reason, you don't 
wrestle. All eight of you are going to be in this group. Love it or hate it, 
that's the way it's going to be Joanie," the person they would come to call 
simply, The Benefactor, stated firmly.]

Adam, sarcastically: The Benefactor.hmmm…Mystery abounds!

Jason: Wait a minute, they obviously know who he is, why would they call him 
just 'the benefactor'

Jeff: Duh Jay, then everyone else would know who he was!

["Come on, Joanie, it won't be so bad. If you can manage to hang out with us 
when Kris is around without killing her then you can work with her for a few 
hours a night. It's not like you two will be having any matches together," 
Melissa tried to reason.]

Matt: Reason? No one ever reasons in the WWF, these chicks got it all wrong.

[Joanie still looked doubtful. "Come on, Joanie, you gotta admit, this does
sound like fun," Chris said winking at her.]

Adam: Leave it to Jericho to always be hitting on the women.

["Yeah it does. But promise me, she is not to get too close to me or I might
just have to do something I will regret," Joanie said finally conceding.]

Jason: Dude, I think you're going to have to protect your girlfriend from 
Joanie.

Adam, screaming: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!

["We promise," several of the group replied.]

Matt: Have you guys noticed we were the first one's mentioned but we haven't 
said a word yet? It's all about Adam!

Adam, flashing a toothy grin: What?

["I swear, Joanie, I won't do anything to make you mad. You won't even know 
I'm there," Kristin reassured her.]

Jeff: Man, she sounds like Jason!

Jason: Does not!

Jeff: Does too!

["Somehow I doubt that, anyway OK let's do it," Joanie said not too
Enthusiastically.]

Matt: When is she enthusiastic about anything?

["Yay!" Kristin said excitedly. "Oh this will be so much fun, we'll get new 
cute outfits and everything! Oh, I am so excited!"]

Jason: Adam, your girlfriends a ditz!

Jeff: Takes one to know one….

["OK. I have had about as much of you as I can stand for today." Joanie said 
getting up to leave the room. "See you guys later."]

Adam, Matt, Jason, and Jeff, in unison: Bye!

["Wait a minute, I have one more thing to say before you go Joanie," The 
Benefactor said.]

Jason: I really want to know who the Benefactor is!

Adam: Can we please just click to the end so he can find out who the 
Benefactor is!

Matt: No, we're misting this, we have to do it right!

["What?" Joanie asked her face showing the annoyance she felt.]

All the guys look at each other.

["I will be working through Kristin. So you all will be taking orders from 
her," he said smiling proudly at his decision.]

Jason: Dude, your girlfriend has power

["We will?" The group all asked in shock.]

Jeff, Matt, Jason and Adam: We will?

["They will?" Kristin said looking a little scared and suddenly feeling 
overwhelmed.]

Jeff looks at Jason: Did you have a sister you didn't tell us about?

["Yes. You all will. Kristin will be in charge, with my guidance, of course."]

Adam: Who's guidance?

Matt: I know it's not Vince because Vince would have never given us this push 
in the first place.

["No way! No way in hell I am doing this now," Joanie said.]

Adam: Do you think they really know her?

["Well, you already said you would, Joanie, you can't back out now," Melissa 
said knowing how much they would need her to pull this off.]

Jason: Why do we have to have her? We can do it without her! We don't need 
her! Besides, she scares me…


["That was before I knew that the village idiot over there would be calling 
all the shots," Joanie yelled out gesturing towards Kristin.]

Jeff: Man, she's really not nice to your girlfriend Adam

Adam: For the last time, she's not m girlfriend!

Matt: Wait, I thought we were supposed to be in this story…

["Joanie, that wasn't very nice," Matt said disapprovingly.]

Jeff: Well, you finally made it in.

["Shut up, Matt," Joanie said.]

Adam: Wow THAT was original.

["Come on, Joanie, you heard what the man said, he'll be giving the orders, 
Kristin will just be delivering them," Adam said.
"Yeah, and she'll probably end up messing them all up. There is no way I 
will be doing this. With her running the show we're going to end up looking 
like idiots out there. Just like her." Joanie said shaking her head.]

Jason: Man Adam, you really need to talk to her, she's really mean to your 
girlfriend.

Adam just looks at Jason and shakes his head.

[At this point they all started arguing. Melissa was trying to talk Joanie 
into it, while Adam tried comforting Kristin who by then was on the verge of 
tears.]

Jason: It's about damn time!

[Matt was pissed off about the way Joanie was acting towards his friend 
and was a little upset to see he was the only one who ever seemed to take up 
for her.]

Jason: Why are you the one taking up for Adam's girlfriend? What's going on 
here?

[Jeff looked on as Chris and Jason were fighting over who was going 
to get to kick X-Pac's ass first. He just sat there quietly listening to 
everyone argue until he couldn't take any more.]

Matt: Jeff! Jeff! You made it in! You made it!

Jeff looks at Matt and rolls his eyes.

["SHUT UP!" Jeff yelled out.]

Jason: Man Jeff that's not nice you shouldn't tell people to shut up.

["You guys are acting like five year olds. This is 
just an angle that we've been asked to work.]

Jeff: Wow, we were asked to work an angle, now I know this is fiction.

[We're all friends here with the 
exception of Joanie and Kristin, so let's act like it.]

Jason: She scares me.

[Now Joanie, think about it, you won't really be taking orders from Kristin, 
but if it will make you feel better one of us can keep you informed as to 
what is going on.]

Adam: Since when did Jeff get to take charge, I thought my girlfriend was in 
charge!

Jason: See, I knew it was your girlfriend! Alanah's going to be pissed!

[That way, you won't even have to deal with her.]

Jason, elbowing Adam: Yeah that's your job huh?


[Chris and Jason, you two can both kick X-Pac's ass. Hell, we can all enjoy 
that! OK?]

Everyone: OK!!

[Can we please just stop yelling now and discuss this like adults?" He asked 
watching them all nod silently.]

Adam: Jason silent? Definitely fiction.

Jason looks over at Adam with a hurt expression.

["OK good. It's all settled. We'll do it," Jeff said looking to their 
Benefactor.]

Matt: Since when did you become the spokesperson?

["Just one more thing." He said as they were beginning to leave. "No one is 
to know that I am behind you, that's why I'm using Kristin as my liaison"]

Jason: I still want to know who this benefactor is. Hey, can we do chapter 
two now?

Adam: No, we have to go to the taping now. We'll come back after the show and 
do another one. 

[The scene closes with Matt turning his computer off, and Jason looking a 
little disappointed.]