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Good Enough <~~~ Misting Version (Part Three)
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We're back....hehehehe. Hiya everyone this is Chris F. and here's part 3 of 
mine and Mari's Misting of my "Turn To You Series." In case you've forgotten, 
our little cast of demons...uhm..I mean characters....
are-

Mr.EdMuse: Hola!!!! Are you ready for my Latino Heat???
HunterMuse: No Eddie...they most definitely aren't
JerichoMuse: *peeks out from under table* Is he gone??
JeffMuse: *grinning evilly* Sure he is, Jerktina...
ChristianMuse: We gotta read more of this thing? That totally scraps the 
bowels of sucktitude....

<<Title: Good Enough (Part Three)
Author: Chris F.
Rating: PG-13
CONTENT WARNING: not much in this part. Language I think. >>>

ChristianMuse: Well that's a refreshing change...
JerichoMuse: You're telling me!

<<Hunter and Chris sat in the locker room, alone, laughing as they changed 
from their wrestling gear into their street clothes. Jericho, wearing only a 
towel around his waist, plopped down into Hunter's jean-clad lap. "You were 
soooo sexy out there tonight." he purred.>>

HunterMuse: Why thank you!!!

<<Hunter smiled down at him. "You looked pretty good yourself. That "Walls of 
Jericho" move you have..your facial expression is so interesting when you do 
it..." >>

JeffMuse: Yeah, looks like you're....*looks at glares coming from 
everyone*...I'll shut up now..

<<Chris laughed. "You want to do a little wall-breaking right now?" When 
Hunter didn't respond, he went on to say "oh come on, no one's here, no one 
will see us, let's have some fun. We've both been too tired to do anything 
lately...">>

Mr. EdMuse: No, he's not REALLY tired...just tired of you...
JerichoMuse: And the abuse starts again.... 

<<Hunter abruptly stood up, sending Chris crashing to the floor. "What, you 
like talking it in the ass?" he said, his tone dark and menacing.>>

JeffMuse: Considering what happened on your birthday, I'd say he does....

<<Chris pushed himself backwards on the floor. "No....no....this can't be 
happening...NO!!!!">>

Mr.EdMuse: Yes! Yes! Get him Helmsley!!!
HunterMuse: HUNTER! It's HUNTER!!!!

<<Hunter moved to pin him to the floor. "There's no getting away now...">>

ChristianMuse: I have a weak stomach, I don't know if I can take another rape 
scene...

<<*** Hunter's POV ***>>

JerichoMuse: You know....there's those damn stars again....

<<"No!" Chris screams, his body thrashing everywhere. One arm flies out and 
hits me and that's when I move over to hold him down. "Chris! Chris, wake 
up....">>

Mr.EdMuse: *as Hunter* It's time for school...
JeffMuse: *as Jericho* Aww...five more minutes mom...

<<His eyes snap open and for a moment he is still terrified. Slowly though, 
his eyes focus and he relaxes. "Sorry, I...uhm.."

"Chris, what's going on? This is the third time now that you've woken up in 
panic..."
Chris took a deep breath and let it out. "Nothing's going on...I just haven't 
been feeling well the past couple days and I guess it's causing me to have 
strange dreams.">>

JerichoMuse: Maybe it was something I ate.....

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ChristianMuse: And you'll know HOW to do a run-in cuz me and Edge defined 
one!!! 

<<Chris shook his head. "I'm ok to fight, really. I think it's just a little 
bug or something. Anyways, I can't just back out on my match this close to 
the show. I know you wouldn't.">>

Mr.EdMuse: Well that's cuz he's stupid..
JerichoMuse: WHAT?!?!?!?! Did I just hear you insult someone who wasn't me????

<<He has a point there. So, I just sigh and get on with the day. We give up 
on getting any sleep and go get breakfast. Later on we show up at the arena, 
where I looked at the booking sheet. "Oh. Oh this is just great.">>

JeffMuse: What's wrong Hunter? You forget to use the hot rollers?
HunterMuse: I show up one time...ONE TIME....with a little bounce in my hair 
and all of a sudden you guys won't leave me alone...

<<"What?" Chris asked from behind me. "What's going on?">>

ChristianMuse: Hot roller, don't you remember?
Jericho: *in semi-psychotic frustration* I am slowly going crazy....

<<"We're facing each other tonight. >>

Mr.EdMuse: OOO! Kinky!!!
JerichoMuse: 1 2 3 4 5 6 switch....

<<"Don't worry about it." Chris soothed. "You've worked matches with the Rock 
and they looked good, compared to that making me look good while I'm sick 
should be a breeze." >>

Mr.EdMuse: Hey! That Rock guy is TALENTED!!!! He's got that eyebrow...and 
stuff...
JerichoMuse: Crazy going slowly am I....

<<"I guess you're right...." With a kiss good-bye, I left to go over my 
scenes with Stephanie and Chris headed to the locker room.>>

All except Hunter: Have fun with the brutal, bottom-feeding, trashbag ho!
Jericho: 6 5 4 3 2 1 switch....*breaks out of frustration* Hey! So I see, you 
guys can rip on me, but then you use my lines, is that it??
Mr.EdMuse: He can be taught!!!!

<<*** Jericho's POV ***>>

All except Jericho and Hunter groan.

<<This match is going to be so much fun tonight! >>

ChristianMuse: Glad you're excited.

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Mr.EdMuse: Looks like someone got into DX's secret stash.....
HunterMuse: Not funny.....

<< I dropped down onto the bench, shivering slightly with the recollection of 
wood beneath me,>>

ChristianMuse: *giggles uncontrollably*
JeffMuse: *through laughter* Jericho, you can't use the word "wood": in a 
slash fic! Now Christian's never gonna stop laughing..
Mr.EdMuse: *stops for a moment to think* EWW! You two are sick! I was 
thinking of the Dudleys till you two got all perverted..

<< and say a weak "hi" to Eddie and Sean.>>

JerichoMuse: Revenge time....

<<Eddie keeps me distracted with his chatter about where he and Joanie went 
for dinner last night, and what they had to eat, >>

JerichoMuse: ...and how afterward he continued his role as Joanie's total 
slave...

<<and how they found the most INTERESTING little store where they got this 
massage oil....>>

HunterMuse: Why would you need massage oil....Eddie, do you have something to 
tell us??
Mr.EdMuse: SHUT UP!!!!

<<soon he has both me and Sean, who's still moping around over Kane, laughing 
despite ourselves. >>

JerichoMuse: Eddie, just seeing you is enough to send people into fits of 
laughter...
ChristianMuse: That was kind of a lame diss....

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JeffMuse: Hey, didn't anyone ever tell you eavesdropping is wrong?
JerichoMuse: Well didn't anyone ever tell YOU that incest was wrong?
ChristianMuse: Ouch....total burn....

<<Sean's voice. "Yeah Eddie?">>

HunterMuse: *as Eddie* Does my butt look big in these pants?

<<"You notice anything weird about Chris?">>

Mr.EdMuse: What a stupid question!!! There's ALWAYS something weird about 
Chris!
JerichoMuse: Eddie...you asked the question....

<<"Yeah, he's acting... I don't know....like something's going on that he's 
not telling us about. Hunter mentioned it too last night, but he said Chris 
isn't talking." >>

Mr.EdMuse: He's not talking and we're complaining???? 

<<Eddie paused, then said hesitantly "You think we should talk to him?" 
"I don't know, he might kill us or something. If he won't talk to Hunter, I 
don't think he's gonna talk to us." 
"You don't know that..." Eddie's voice faded as I walked away. >>

JerichoMuse: Yeah, you guys are boring...

<< Shit! Even Eddie and Sean could see through my act...I'm gonna have to get 
better at this before Hunter figures me out.>>

HunterMuse: I am Hunter, Master Detective...and I am...
All except Hunter: Strong like bull...yeah yeah, we know...

<<As I walked down the hallway, I bumped into Chris Benoit. "Sorry..." I 
said, but he just gave me this stare.....this very very odd stare.....that 
made my stomach drop to about the bottom of my shoes. I quickly shook off the 
feeling and went on walking.>>

JeffMuse: At least it wasn't as bad as Perry Saturn's odd stare....

<<*** Hunter's POV ***>>

Mr.EdMuse: Finally, a voice of near sanity!

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JeffMuse: *as Jericho* Whoopsie!!!!!!!!

<<When we got to the backstage area, I turned around to face him. "Chris, now 
you aren't gonna tell me you just screwed up the match and nothing's wrong. 
What the hell is going on?">>

ChristianMuse: *as Jericho* Hunter...I'm screwing your brother...
HunterMuse: I don't HAVE a brother...

<<He glared back at me. "I told you. Nothing is wrong, I was tired and I 
forget to reverse the move. I'm really sorry. If you want,. I'll go explain 
to Vince that it was my fault..." >>

ChristianMuse: Now that's love...sacrificing yourself to your boss.... 

<<He started to walk away, but I caught his arm and held him in place. "No, 
you aren't going anywhere until you tell me what's wrong. Chris, I don't know 
why you won't trust me enough to tell me what's going on....">>

JeffMuse: We don't know why he won't trust you either, but we wish he would 
so we can get this over with... 

<<"Let go of me." he said quietly. I didn't release my hold. "Dammit Hunter, 
let me go!!!" he yelled, wrenching his arm away from me. "Look, I don't know 
why you won't believe me, but nothing's going on and I'd really appreciate it 
if you stopped asking.">>

Mr.EdMuse: Damn Chris, you want some Midol????
JerichoMuse: Why? Do you have some?
Mr.EdMuse: *blushing* They were Mammacita's....

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ChristianMuse: I think Hunter over here needs some Midol too.....

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HunterMuse: Oh God, it's the perm queen....

<<"I'm going back to my hotel...look, this isn't a good time right now 
Steph..." I said with annoyance.>>

JeffMuse: Who's annoyance?

<<Stephanie crossed her arms over her chest. "Why, because you had a fight 
with your loverboy over there?">>

Jeff and Christian Muses: Everybody's working for the weekend.....
JerichoMuse: Ok, now THAT has to be the worst joke I've ever....eeeeever 
heard.

<<God, I swear, if she wasn't a woman I would severely hurt her. >>

JerichoMuse: Don't let her gender stop you!!!

<<"Look, you stay out of my business and I'll stay out of yours. You're the 
last thing I want to deal with right now."

"Excuse me?" 

Oh yeah, I forgot, no one's ever spoken back to Princess Stephanie. "You 
heard me. Now get out of my way so I can leave.">>

JeffMuse: Yeah, let the poor man go!

<<"Oh hell no..." >>

Mr.EdMuse: AHH!! She's turned into Stone Cold!!!
HunterMuse: But Eddie....you've never even worked with Stone Cold....

<<Stephanie got directly in front of me to totally block my path. "You are 
going to listen to me whether you like it or not. Why the hell are you with 
that guy anyway...it seems he doesn't want you....why don't you come back 
with me and we can forget all about this?">>

ChristianMuse: Hell hasn't frozen over yet....

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JerichoMuse: *cuddling up to Hunter* My hero....
Mr.EdMuse: Say it with me now...
Jeff, Christian, and Eddie Muses: Gag me with a spoon!!!!!

<<Steph's eyes widened in shock. "What???"

"You heard me bitch." I growled, and stormed off.>>

All: You go Hunter!!!

<<"Hunter...HUNTER!!! Don't you DARE walk out while I'm talking to you...." I 
could hear Stephanie yelling after me, but I kept walking, even when her 
voice got quiet and menacing. I really didn't care what she was 
saying...after all, what was she gonna do to me?>>

Mr.EdMuse: Oh...you have no idea...
JerichoMuse: No fair!! You read ahead!!!!

<<*** Jericho's POV ***>>

ChristianMuse: Noooooooo........

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Mr. EdMuse: dododododododododo...
JerichoMuse: What was that???
Mr.EdMuse: Theme from "Twilight Zone"

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JeffMuse: Ahh!! He's gonna get you with his claws!!!
ChristianMuse: No Jeff...that's the other Wolverine...the hot one...

<<My palms started sweating before he even did anything, and it just got 
worse when he walked up to me, smiling his trademark gap-toothed smile.>>

Mr.EdMuse: That man needs some dentures...

<< "Hi Chris." I moved to one side to get passed him, but his arm shot out, 
trapping me on that side. "Where do you think you're going? You and I have 
something to talk about...." >>

JeffMuse: Let's give 'em something to talk about...how about 
love...love...love...
JerichoMuse: *sniffling* I'm a-scared...
HunterMuse: *holds Jericho* It's ok....I'm sure Chris F. wouldn't let 
anything TOO bad happen to you...
JerichoMuse: Oh suuuuuuuure she wouldn't..........