The Wonders of Mike
Part 3
By Flame
Email: vincebitch@evil-online.zzn.com
Rating: I'd give it a NC17 
Content: One raunchy fic, language on the part of the MiSTers, some light slash references.
Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me. They belong to the WWF and
themselves. The fiction being MiSTed belongs to it's original author, Wonder Mike,
and I mean him no personal disrespect.
Distribution: Eventually on my site and in the MWT3K archive.
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He tried to stuff more of the dildo down her cunt, but it had bottomed out, he began to twist and turn the tool.
Lillian: One word. Ouch.
Lilian began to moan louder and louder, she couldn't help but look at the king on the monitor, he looked like he was having a heart attack, she was trying to remember what was on the booking sheet tonight.
Steph: Damn that really shows she's dedicated... not bright, but at least she's trying.
Lillian: (Glares at her)
Devon had grabbed two handfuls of her hair, he was pumping away at her mouth, he was forcing her to swallow all twelve inches with each stroke, Lilian had a mouth made for sucking, and she did it with a smile.
Kat: You can't smile with that much cock down your throat.
Jackie: (eyes her)
Kat: Well you can't! You have to concentrate.
Steph: You can't smile and concentrate at the same time?
Lillian: Are you kidding? She can barely walk and chew gum at the same time.
Bubba took the back end of the dildo and began to bend it, he soon had it folded in half, he aimed the back end of the dildo at her ass.
Jackie: Talk about can't walk and chew gum. Bubba must have the worst hand eye coordination in the whole fed.
Kat: Perry Saturn.
Jackie: What?
Kat: Perry Saturn's is worse.
Lillian: TMI... I just don't want to know.
Lilian tried to scream as the dildo entered her ass, but Devon slammed his cock deeper down her throat, his balls where slapping against her chin.
Lillian: (Shudders) Gods... ball are like the nastiest thing I can imagine. What was Mike thinking?
Jackie: Like a man.
The eighteen inch piece of rubber had almost completely vanished, Bubba shoved it in her two holes as far as it would go, Lilian wiggled her ass from side to side.
Lillian: Wiggled from side to side? Wasn't that about the only motion that was left that she *could* still do?
Jackie: Like Mike-boy's worried about physical limitations until now?
Bubba was going crazy now, he yanked the dildo out of her and laid her on her back, he pulled her legs up and spread them, he looked at Devon and yelled "Wassup" Devon laid on top of her and rammed his tool into her.
Kat: Which tool?
Lillian: Screwdriver?
Jackie: Pipe wrench?
Steph: Nail file?
Lilian gasped as the fat cock penetrated her, she wrapped her legs
around him, Devon began to pump wildly into her, she had to scream. Devon yelled "Wassup."
Kat: Why are they yelling Wassup?
Steph: It's a catch phrase. It's supposed to be funny?
Lillian: And here we have Mike's greatest failing. He's funny except when he tries.
Bubba Ray leaned over them, he began to push down on Devon, forcing his cock deeper into her, Lilian began to thrust up. She was fucking for her job.
Lillian: She was fucking fighting for breath under all that weight.
She began to thrust up harder matching Devon's thrust, they started to rock from side to side as they fucked, the finally rolled all the way over.
Steph: Can we work the word thrust into that sentence one more time?
Jackie: Old Mikey boy probably could I you asked real nice.
Lillian: (shudders) No thanks.
Lilian was on top of Devon now, she planted her knees and began to
bounce up and down on his cock, Devon was the one who was moaning now,
Lilian began to laugh as she rode him.
Lillian: Planted her knees? What do you think they'll grow?
Bubba Ray stood over his brother, he slammed his cock down her throat, Lilian gobbled it up greedily, Bubba began to fuck her face.
Lillian: You realize that is actually four sentences with no period?
Kat: Do not mention the word period while reading a Wonder Mike fiction. You could give him ideas.
Lillian: EEEEEW!
Jackie: (nods) Blondie does have a point though. He seems to have written ever other gross disgusting thing I can think of.
Devon began to thrust his cock up into her pussy, Lilian was cumming
now, she slammed down on his cock as hard as she could, she began to throw her head around wildly.
Steph: Did anyone catch it? Or did it just roll around on the floor?
Bubba moved behind the duo, he climbed on top of Lilian and shoved his cock into her ass, Vince yelled "An announcer sandwich, even better than peanut butter."
Steph: Why would he say such a lame ass thing?
Lillian: He wouldn't. Vince is classier than that.
Kat: Shane would have just yelled BOOYAH!
Lillian: (chuckles) So much more style there.
The Dudley's where each thrusting into Lilian, she completely froze,
they each rammed their cocks as far as they would go into her, Lilian laid flat on top of Devon.
The brothers slammed their cocks into her as hard as they could, Lilian's eyes glazed over for a second, then she snapped out of it, she began to bounce up and down on the two cocks.
Jackie: So how was she bouncing on anything with Buh Buh's fat ass on her?
Steph: Much less bouncing laid flat.
Bubba and Devon where being worn out, Lilian was slamming up and down on them both, both cocks where buried to the hilt inside of her, the Dudley's where trying not to scream.
Jackie: I think if anyone should be wore out, it would be Lillian.
Lillian: Ready for the mental home is more like it.
Bubba reached over and grabbed the dildo, he shoved it into Lilian's
cunt, Lilian froze again as her pussy was being double penetrated, Bubba then took the other end of the dildo and shoved it into her ass.
Jackie: What? Not aiming now?
Steph: Guided it in by feel maybe? He couldn't see around his beer gut.
Lilian had both holes being double penetrated now, she was cumming hard, her cum was dripping down her legs, the boys began to ram their cocks into her again.
Kat: (tilts her head) Um...
Steph: (sniffs) She's thinking hard, I can smell burning plastic.
Kat: (Shakes her head) It's just impossible.
Lillian: This fiction or you thinking?
The harder they managed to fuck her, the easier the dildo slid into her two holes, Lilian was screaming at the top of her lungs, this just made then fuck her harder.
Lillian: Screaming I can understand.
Jackie: (nods) Mmmm hmmmm.
Bubba then yanked his cock out of her ass, he then shoved it into her pussy, Lilian was beyond screaming now.
Steph: I think the phrase would be ripped asunder.
Lillian: Nicely poetic.
Jackie: (nods) She's been reading Johannah Lindsey again.
Lilian now had two cocks and a dildo in her pussy, and a dildo hanging out of her ass, the brothers slowly began to work their cocks in and out of her again.
Bubba folded the dildo in half again, he slowly worked the back end of it into her ass.
It was a slow, hard process, but Bubba Ray managed to get both ends of the dildo into her ass. That was all she could take.
Lillian: I should fucking hope so, or Vince was going to have to try to figure out how to get a bull elephant to work as a tax write off.
Jackie: Wouldn't that belong in Mikey's "Sunny's Zoo Adventure Story"
Lillian: Don't know. I skipped that one.
The room began to spin around for Lilian, the brothers where ramming
their cocks into her now, Vince was cheering them on, he would reward the Dudley'd for their fine show by making them tag team champions.
Lilian was barely conscious, the brothers slammed her even harder until she finally passed out, they then pulled their cocks out and stood over her, they took aim and began to stroke their cocks.
Kat: I think I would have passed out long ago.
Lillian: When you pass out, things are never better when you wake up.
They shot their seed all over her, starting at her head and working their way down until her torso was covered in spunk, they then took her out through the crowd.
Jackie: Another case of men authors having different priorities.
Kat: (Nods) Can I take a moment to say that I am so glad that we belong to Flame who can write necrophilia, but cum still squicks her?
All: (nod)
They dumped her unconscious, spunk covered body in the middle of the ring, Lilian awoke to a standing ovation, the king bowed down to her.
Lillian: Spunk.
Jackie: (chuckles)
Steph: What, you prefer Jizz?
Lillian: I prefer not to hear about it at all!
Vince sat back in his office, and remarked "I only wished we could have shown it on television." Oh well the people in the arena got their money's worth tonight.
Kat: (blinks) So he's implying that the whole thing was shown on the titantron to the arena?
Steph: Obviously.
Lillian: (Snorts) Wouldn't the PTC have a field day with that?
Steph: Yeah, but what could they say, it wasn't on television.
Jackie: (Snorts) Trust me. It would be ammunition.
Kat: Maybe things like the PTC don't exist in Mike's world.
Lillian: Neither do things like women's bones or the limitations of the elasticity of skin.
Lilian thought "At least I have a job until Smackdown."
Lillian: I think I would be looking for a job singing telegrams or at the Dairy Queen.
Steph: Ditto
THE END
All: (Cheer and scatter)
Lillian: (Smiles and pulls out her cigarette lighter, casually lighting the paper and watching the pager blacken and curl.) A fitting end.