The Wonders of Mike
Part 1
By Flame
Email: vincebitch@evil-online.zzn.com
Rating: I'd give it a NC17 
Content: One raunchy fic, language on the part of the MiSTers, some light slash references.
Disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me. They belong to the WWF and
themselves. The fiction being MiSTed belongs to it's original author, Wonder Mike,
and I mean him no personal disrespect.
Distribution: Eventually on my site and in the MWT3K archive.
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(Roll call)
Stephanie: Why am I here?
Lillian: (winces) Get the gun out of my back, I was kidding about the gunpoint thing!
Jackie: Mmmm, I can tell this is going to be bad.
Kat: (blinks) I thought that was the idea?
(Setting)
(The girls are seated around Flame's kitchen table drinking tea and gossiping. Glenn walks in and tosses down a stapled sheaf of paper.)
Stephanie: (Blinks and looks at it then back at Glenn) What's that?
Glenn: Read it and find out.
Lillian: (sips her tea and glances at it) I thought you guys had the market cornered on getting to read fiction.
Glenn: (chuckles Evilly) OH no... Lil-lian! This one is just for you.
Lillian: (Blinks and ask hesitantly) What do you mean?
Glenn: (grins wider) Ever heard of Wonder Mike?
Stephanie: (blinks and shivers) Mike Awesome cornered me in his dressing room and wanted to show me one time.
Glenn: (blinks) Not the same one... I think...
Jackie: (picks up the print out and reads) OH my Lord...
Kat: (Blink) What?
Jackie: (points)
This fictional story contains graphic sexual situations, if you are underage or easily offended. Stop reading.
LILIAN GARCIA GETS WOOD
By Wonder Mike
Lillian: Wood?
Kat: I hope there's Tables in this fic.
Glenn: (Laughs as he leaves) You wish!
Lilian Garcia: The winner of the match by disqualification, and new tag
team champions, Bubba Ray and Devon, the Dudley Boys, I'm sorry, the belts cannot change hands on a disqualification, Edge and Christian retain the belts.
Lillian: Anyone else notice my name spelled wrong? I'm assuming I am the main character here... He could have gotten it right.
Bubba Ray and Devon stormed into Vince McMahon's office, this was not the first time that Lilian had screwed up.
Lillian: Oh I do not screw up that much!
Stephanie: Well not that much any more...
Lillian: (glares) At least my breasts are real.
Kat, Steph and Jackie: (glare)
Lillian: (sighs) I'm outnumbered.
The trio turned on the monitor, they heard Lilian introducing the WF champion, the Rock, that was all Vince could stand, he called her to his office.
Lilian was wearing a thigh high jean skirt,
Kat: Jean Skirt? Didn't those go out in the late 80's?
Jackie: Probably the last time our boy Mike was near a real live girl.
Vince told her she looked nice. Lilian quickly apologized for the mistake she made, she dropped down to her knees in front of Vince.
Lillian: (raises a brow) Um... Why?
Steph: (snorts) Why do you think? It's not to shine his shoes.
Kat: Isn't that the standard way to get something out of men?
All: (look at her)
Lillian: Um... sure, Precious.
Vince told her this is Raw, a billion dollar business, there was no room for amateurs, Lilian assured her it wouldn't happen again, Vince told her "You know what to do."
Kat: (nods) See there.
Steph: (eyes her)
Lilian reached into his pants and pulled out his cock, Vince told her to go ahead, but that was only the start, Lilian popped his nine inch cock down her throat and began to suck like her job depended on it.
Stephanie: (chuckles) See you can tell this was written by a man. Women authors just don't put that much significance on the numbers.
Jackie: (blinks) You really think Vince is packing nine inches?
Lillian: (chuckles wickedly) Not a clue... ask Steve.
Steph: Ugh... I don't want to hear this!
Vince told her she embarrassed the Dudley's and the entire organization, and she did it every week, Lilian told him she was trying, but she had a hard job. Vince told her to shut up and suck his cock.
Kat: You can't talk with someone's cock in your mouth.
Jackie: I'm guessing she took it out to talk since he said start again. Otherwise you couldn't understand a word she was sayin'.
Lilian took his cock deeper, Vince told her he better take it all, he was Vince McMahon damn it,
Jackie: It doesn't matter what his name is!
Steph: (Looks at her) Do you realize what you just said?
Jackie: It fits, don't it?
he grabbed her by the back of the neck and took his whole cock down her throat.
Vince began pumping his cock in and out of her mouth, Lilian grabbed him by the ass, he told him what a great ass he had, Vince told her to shut up and take his cock deep.
Lillian: Vince has a great ass?
Kat: Vince's is okay... Rob Van Dam has a great ass.
Jackie: You got that right. You could bounce quarters off that ass.
Steph: Hunter's is better.
Kat: Now who's living in a dream world?
Lilian wrapped both hands around his cock and began to stroke it, she mad circles spinning her hands all the way around the cock, Vince pumped it in and out.
Kat: (cocks her head) How do you spin your hands all the way around it?
Lillian: How do you get both hands around it doing anything if it's down your damn throat?
Lilian told him how great his cock tasted, Vince told her he had five people to tell him how great he was, all he needed from her was to suck, and before the match in the ring ended.
Steph: Okay is anyone interested to know which other five people he has telling him how great his cock tastes?
Lillian: Not really?
Kat: (nods) Makes you wonder doesn't it?
Lilian deep throated him again, she began to lick his balls while she sucked his cock, Vince wrapped his hands through her long red hair.
Lillian: Blonde.
Kat: What is it with guys and redheads? You have the least bit of red tint in your hair and they scream redhead.
Lillian: Um... but I don't.
Kat: (nods) That's my point!
Vince reached down her blouse and began to squeeze her nipples, she had great nips, he wished he good put them on television, that would spike the ratings.
Steph: (mutters) You think he'd learn... You bring 'em in make 'em famous, let them show their nips and they either quit or he fires them... Keep their damn shirts on.
Lilian managed to get his balls in her mouth as he deep throated him, that was all he could take, he screamed blew a load down her throat.
Kat: (blinks) Is that possible?
Jackie: Only if you have a really big damn mouth!
Steph: And he likes teeth.
Vince tilted her head back and told her she better not lose any, that was McMahon seed, and it was priceless,
Jackie: (raises a brow) Someone's not a little damn proud there is he?
Lilian had caught it all in her mouth, Vince made her hold it and swirl it around for a minute, then he ordered her to swallow.
All: (look grossed out)
Vince told her "If you could do that on television you would be useful to this company."
Lillian: Yes, the WWF porno division... a very hot property. Up coming titles... Debbie Does the Alliance. Lita does anything that moves.