Title: Prom Night Author: Crystal Email: Crystan86@aol.com Rating: R (I guess. There is laguage and a sex scene.) Disclaimer: I did NOT write this story. (Thank god!! It's horrible!!) I don't even claim to be associated with it; I have nothing to do with it. Distribution: Ask and I guess I'll say yeah. Summary: A bunch of wrestlers MiST this really horrible story. The title basically explains what the actual story is about. Notes: I'm platinum. I'm platinum. I can reread this story. I'm platinum .... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------- Jeff and Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore, Shane Helms, Lita, and Evan Karagias sit in a small room. The door opens and Vince walked in. "Well, I'm glad to see that everyone came." Vince looks at the list and looks around the room once again. "Okay, now down to business. I have gathered you all here to read a fanfic. Now, before you all start getting upset let me finish. You will read a story called "Prom Night" by someone named Meredith." "Um ... Mr. MacMahon?" Shannon asked. Vince raised his brows at him. "Well, since I don't really technically work for the WWF. Can I go home?" "No. Any questions?" Jeff, Matt, and Evan raised their hand. "No one's leaving. Anything else?" "Mr. MacMahon, " Shannon said, "if I could get a doctor's note saying stay away from all Meredith fic, could I go home?" "I'm ignoring that. Last time, anything else?" The room was quiet. "Alright then. Have fun." Vince walked out of the room. **5 minutes later** ***(The lights turned off and a screen came down along the wall in front of them. On the floor between Shannn and Jeff and tile moved aside and a mouse and mouse pad came up from the floor.) Shannon: So it's an e-mail? Jeff: I guess so. (A letter icon appeared on the screen. Matt moved over behind the mouse and clicked it. The screen began to fill with words.)*** Title: Prom Night Author: Meredith Anne Gerber Rating: NR ~ It's a corny story! LoL I expect feedback from a few people! ::coughtracycough:: Summary: Read the title! LoL ***Shannon: I read the title. Is it over? (Matt scrolls down then scrolls back up.) Matt: Nope. But it's not that long. All: (long sigh of relief)*** ~*~*~*~*~ "I remember my prom night....." Matt Bloom smiled, looking up at the ceiling. He looked at his little sister and smiled. She just rolled her eyes. She crossed her legs again, waiting impatiently for her date. ***Lita (laughing histerically): Matt's in this! Oh man! Wait 'til I tell him!!*** "Remember what we went over." Matt scolded his sister. "I know Matt. No sex, no drugs, no drinking and driving. I know." "I don't want a phone call from the hospital is all." "Matt, I am a big girl. I can handle it." ***Shane: No sex!! Well he took all the fun out of prom. Evan: So far it's alright. Right? All except Evan: Yeah... so far ... *** "What's this guy's name anyway?" "Shannon." "IT'S A GIRL?" Meredith chuckled. "No, it's a boy. He's from Cameron, NC." ***Shannon: NOoooo!!! Jeff, Shane, and Evan: Dude. You are in a Meredith fic. Shannon: I could have sworn that this one didn't exist. Shane: Well ... it does. Shannon: Damnit.*** "If you go with a girl, I'll put you on the streets." "You can't! You legally adopted me when I was 14! ***Lita: I thought that Matt was her brother. Matt: She must have no family. Lita: That has got to suck.*** And besides, I'm your little mongie. You love me and you know it." Meredith smiled at her brother with a cheesy grin. ***Shannon: Mongie? What the hell is a mongie? Jeff: I think it's a monkey. Lita: That sounds about right. Shannon: A monkey. Ookkaaaayyyyy.*** The doorbell rang, and Meredith jumped up. Matt walked to the door before his sister could and opened it carefully. There, stood a remarkable looking young man. He stood at possible 5'8" and he looked absolutely stunning in a tux. ***Shannon: Just for the record ... I AM 5'8". Lita: Having height issues, Shannon? Jeff: Like always. Shannon: Hey! I do not have height issues. Matt: Whatever Shannon. (Shannon rolls his eyes.)*** Meredith peeped her head in from behind Matt and she smiled at her date. "Hi Shannon." She smiled shyly. "Ready to go?" "Yeah." They both exchanged corsages. ***Evan: This is a lon prom night. (The others nodded in agreement.)*** Shannon offered his arm, after Meredith hugged her big brother. He watched as his little sister climbed into the limo on the way to her first prom. The night was great for the couple. They both danced till they couldn't walk anymore. But, as the clock in the gym struck 12:00, the chaperones ushered everyone out. Meredith did exactly as her big brother told her. No drinking and no drugs. But, with her adrenaline pumping at a massive rate, how could she keep the last part of the agreement? ***Shane: By going home!!! You know that place where you live. Shannon: It's way past her curfew. Jeff: Shannon's scared of the rest of the story. (Shannon shunk down in his seat.)*** Shannon has been her best friend for about five years, and they did love eachother very much. As Shannon pulled into her driveway, she had an urge to keep herself from opening the door. Shannon sensed it, and asked what she wanted to do. With a few quick words, Shannon drove off to his house. ***Shannon: I must drive pretty fast to be driving all the way to Cameron. Lita: Some thing just accured to me. Where the hell did the limo go? Matt: He ... dropped it off? Oh screw it. Let's just read the story so that we can leave.*** Watching a movie. How bad could that be? They both knew that sexual tension was totally in the air. Meredith sat down next to Shannon on the couch, as they popped in the movie, Cruel Intentions. Good movie for this type of night. Was it really? ***All: NOOO!!! Shannon: Please, God, please don't let what I think will happen happen. Lita: If it does, I'm going to be sick. Shane: Cruel Intentions .... Two quote-unquote, teenagers ... It's going to happen. Jeff: Let him be wrong. Let him be wrong ...*** Watching Ryan Phillippee already gave Meredith goosebumps. But when Shannon put his arm on the back on the couch and around her shoulder, she froze. But, she got the strength to cuddle up next to him as the movie went on. ***Shannon: Please .... please ... please ...*** At one point, Shannon dipped his head down under Meredith's, carefully grasping her lips. ***Shane: It has begun, unfortunately. Lita: I'ma be sick. Evan (hand on forehead): I hear ya sister.*** Meredith was so bold, that she gave herself the courage to put her tongue in Shannon's mouth. He moaned into her mouth, as he gently put pressure on her body, sending her, back-down, on the couch. ***Matt: So they didn't start off tongueing? That's wierd. Jeff: No you and Lita stories, Matt.*** She wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him closer. His hands roamed over her body, touching every inch her could. She moaned when he inched near her sweet spot. Carefully but quickly, Meredith pushed back his jacket, and unbuttoned his shirt. ***Evan: We are entering no-man's land.*** "We're in no rush." ***Shannon: That's right because you are going HOME!!!*** He whispered gently, slowly unzipping Meredith's dress. Off it went in a flash. Meredith bent her head up to kiss his chest and stomach. Every inch. She sucked on his nipple, and he jumped about a foot off the couch. ***Shannon (grabbing the mouse from Matt): Gotta skip ahead. Evan: YES!! Do it!! Skip the sex scene!! (Shannon began scrolling down the screen to a safer place, if such a thing existed. Then, the page began to scroll up.) Jeff: What are you doing? Shannon: i'm pressing down. Down page down. (A message popped up on the screen) Lita (reading the message): "No mouse found." What?! No mouse found!! Where the hell did it go?! (The page scrolled up to where they left off.) All: Shit.*** She grasped his lips again, and he ran one hand down her entire body. Meredith sat up, as Shannon moved back, and she slowly unzipped and unbuttoned his pants, not taking her eyes off his. When the pants were on the floor, Shannon pushed her back gently. He put a hand around her head, to capture her in another kiss. They're tongues flicked like wild deer. ***Shane: This is NOT very funny. Shannon: Like wild deer? What kind of a comparison is that? Evan: It's a Meredith comparison. Shannon: 'Nough said.*** He slowly put his hand down her body, to unsnap her bra. Off it went, and he gently kissed down her body, as Meredith moved her head to one side. He took both nipples in his mouth, one at a time, and sucked it like a baby that had just been born. ***Jeff: Is that possible? Both? At once? Evan: It's done by Meredith.*** She moaned, running her hands through his hair, as he kissed her deep, rubbing his hands over her breast, roughly. Down her body he went, dipping his tongue into her belly button, which made her giggle a little. With one, swift motion, off went her panties to the floor. ***Shannon: And this couch is big enough for all of that? Shane: I guess so. Jeff: I'm boycotting the next Meredith story.*** He looked up at her from the position she was in, and she stared at him. He licked his lips, and waited for her approval. When she nodded gently, he struck his wet organ straight into her sweet spot. Up and up her back went, and deeper and deeper his tongue went. She screamed out his name and squirmed around like nothing else. ***Shannon (covering his eyes): LA LALA!! I'm not reading. I'm not reading. Lita: His wet organ? Okaaaayyyy...*** When Shannon licked her all dry, he kissed her once more, letting her taste her own sweet liquid. Shannon, then positioned himself, ever so carefully, and slowly entered her. Her eyes slammed shut and she groaned in pain, but a little bit of pleasure. He immediately knew it, and bent down to kiss her. She started to get used to the feeling of him inside of her, and moaned. ***Jeff: Is almost over? Matt: I don't know. The mouse isn't working, remember?*** He set himself at a faster pace and in no time, they were moaning and yelling out eachother's names. His hot liquid dove straight down into her body and she screamed before Shannon rolled out. They lied there, for what seemed like forever. ***Evan: But is wasn't! Yay! It's almost over! I can see the end!! Shannon: Me too! Yay!*** But, as the clock struck 6 in the morning, Meredith sprang up. She slowly got off the couch, and put her clothing on. Shannon stirred and got up, throwing on his clothes as well. He drove her home, having the car ride so quiet. He pulled into Meredith's driveway and sighed. Meredith kissed him lightly on the cheek, thanked him and walked to the door. ***All: She's home!! It's over!!*** She waved good-bye to Shannon, watching him pull out of the driveway, and he smiled at her, blowing her a kiss before pulling away. Meredith opened the door, peeking in the kitchen, and watched as Matt sipped his tea. She sighed, and Matt looked up. He placed his cup down, and gave his sister a big bear hug. "Have fun?" Her brother held her inside their own embrace. She smiled up at him and nodded. "Yeah." "Did what I told you?" ***Jeff: What kind of question is that? She just gone all night LONG! Matt: Jeff, calm down. Lita: Why is Matt drinking tea? And why didn't he call around when that tramp was out all night? And WHY ...? Matt (to Lita): It's gonna be okay. It's a Meredith fan fic. It's not supposed to make sense.*** He offered her the cup of tea, that was sitting on the table. She sat down, and crossed her legs, sighing. "Matt......I.....I...." ***Lita: Don't be nice to that little hoe!! She lied and stayed out all night! Shannon: Ground her! Shane: Oh HELL YEAH!!*** "Slept with Shannon." Matt finished. "Yeah...how did you...." "Did it at my prom too." ***Matt: Like everyboy does but not EVERY GIRL!*** He intertwined his fingers. He looked up at his little sister, as she stared at the table, sipping her tea. She looked over at the Raw Magazine on the table, and grasped it, reading the articles. "Glad ya had fun." Matt smiled. "Me too." "Just, do me a favor." "Sure." "Be careful next time?" He said with a little bit of worry in his voice. "I promise." ***Matt: Now let's not get all mushy. Evan: That's right! Lita: This is NOT an episode of "Full House" guys. Matt is supposed to be grounding her for staying out all night.*** She reached across the table, and kissed him on the cheek. He smiled up at her and she smiled back. "Mongie." Matt threw a grape from the fruit bowl next to him. "Beater." She spat back, grasping half a handful, chucking it at him. ***Shannon: There go that stupid word again. Shane: Beater? Whoa!! Matt: So immature. Lita: This is getting more and more like "Full House".*** "STEEK!" ***All: What the hell?*** He grabbed more grapes and threw them at her. The war went on for 5 minutes, until they were out of fruit. "Wanna go watch TV?" Meredith asked, looking at her brother. "Sure." Matt took her hand, and lead her to the living room, where the two cuddled up on the couch for the rest of the day, and just enjoyed being the best siblings ever. ***Lita: That was a "Full House" ending. I swear ... (The lights turned on, the screen went up, and the non-functioning mouse went back into the floor.) Shannon: It's over. It's really over. Yay! Jeff: No more Meredith story. (Vince walked into the room.) Vince: You were great sports in this whole thing. I say we do this again. All: NO. No no no no no. Evan: That's okay Mr. MacMahon. I think I'll pass. Shane: Me too. Vince: No one's passing on anything. Now, I will see all again, let's say ... in a week. (They all stood up, grumbling, as they began leaving the room.) Lita: I really hope you're happy Vince. Vince: Well, I am actually. (smiles) (Vince closes the door as the last person left.) The End **for now, that is**