Title: The Really Real World Author: Brooke Email: evylbytch@h... Rating: Ummmm...how do I rate these things? I'd say R. Content: light slashy references by muses, lots of weird, nasty stuff within the fiction. You were warned. Disclaimer: These muses are mine, but the people they are based on are not. The original story belongs to WFCHIK, and I mean her no disrespect by writing this. *Actually, this thing is so horrible, I don't really care.* Distribution: Ask and ye shall receive Summary: Oy...where to begin.. Note: If you want to know about the freaks narrating this thing, visiting http://www.geocities.com/brookiesboyz They're nuts, I swear. Note: Here goes nothing. Be gentle, and any pointers would be appreciated! Note: Anything in parenthesis is my muses chattering! Day 2 (Hunter: Another day? This is torture! Shane: I don't know that I can stand much more of this. *Vince scrolls ahead*: Well, get comfortable... *All groan*) *All the WF superstars just woke up* Ivory:Can I stop Mr.Austin? Austin:No,You're only at 273,566,999, 216,124.Keep goin! >Chynas room< Chyna:Hey Chris!Wake up.You need to try new rasberry Herbal Essences Chris:Oooooohhhh,Ill do that *Chris grabbed the bottle of Herbal Essences and skipped off to the shower* (Shane: He's getting a little too excited about Herbal Essence isn't he? Hunter: If you lived in that house, wouldn't you get excited about it too? Shane: Good point.) >In the kids room< Lita:should we poke him? Scotty:I dont know,he looks pertty dead Jeff:MOMMY!WAKE UP! Rock:No ,mommy I dont wanna go to school *Rock mumble quite loudly.Then the three kept poking him* >Stephanies room< Edge:Mmmmm hhmmmm Stephanie:That was great.Im so sick of Hunter and his fear of doing that Edge:Yeah (*Hunter blinks*: WHAT THE HELL!?! *Shane falls on the floor, rolling around laughing hysterically*: I knew it! I knew it!) >Living room< *Vince walked in the house again* Vince:Since this isnt going to work,I have changed it from 1 month to 1week Triple H:Oh goody,no more Stephanie Stephanie:I dont care,I have a new bitch! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh Edge:Ya,me! (Hunter: Now, she's got the uhhhhhhhhh going on? Lord help us!) *Jeff ran out of his room yelling* Jeff:skittles,skittles! *Rock,Scotty and Lita came out too* Rock:Fine Ill make skittle pancakes (Shane: Home Ec would have paid off here. Skittle pancakes? How gross can you get? Hunter: I'd say Stephanie screwing Edge in the bedroom is pretty gross.) *Benoit is in the shower* Benoit:Yes,yes herbal essences! *Everyone looked towards the bathroom* Scotty:Do da n de da n di,its a feeling I got inside *THen Scotty starts to dance like Grandmaster but then sticks his head out of the garbage can* Grandmaster:Scotty!You doing my moves,boyza! (Hunter: Noooooooo! Isn't one of them enough!?!) *Rock runs over to the garbage can and shoves Grandmaster back in the can* Rock:Die,die! Stephanie:look at me im little Lita *Stephanie begins to strut around the room like Lita* Lita:Oh Ill show you! *Lita pulls a lawn mower out of no where and uses it to pop Stephanies enormous ass* (*Shane blinks*: Now, that's creative. Hunter: It's like The Matrix! Shane: I swear, you are obsessed with that movie. *Hunter shrugs*: I would have made a great Trinity. *Shane sighs and shakes his head*) Stephanie:AAAaaaaAAAAhhhHHhhh!!! Edge:Stop it! *Edge tries to stop Lita but is stopped by Rock* Rock:You shouldnt do that EDGEWARD! Edge:EEEEEEKKKKKK!! *Rock takes Edge by the hair and starts banging his head on the burning hot stove* !While Lita is beating Stephanie,in the backround you see Rock banging Edges head some more! Austin:Where is my Pootie tang,Hunter? Triple H:I dont know,lets go find out!uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *Triple H leeds Austin to the bedroom* Ivory:Im at 273,566,999,216,002,can I stop? Austin:Keep going pussy *Ivory continued her pushups* Benoit:What do you think of my hair now? Chyna:Its so silky and smooth Benoit:Ya,those 3 guys did a great job Chyna:What 3 guys? Benoit:Ya know the ones in the commercial *Chyna was frightened and concused* (*Hunter blinks*: NOOOOOOOOOO! Shane *singing*: I've got the urge...*manly voice* She's got the urge to Herbal... *Mark shakes his head, muttering under his breath*: You just had to get him going, didn't you? Hunter: I didn't do a damn thing!) >back in the living room< Stephanie:Ew your face is all burned,I dont wanna sleep with you anymore! Edge:Well at least im not crusty (Shane: Well, at least we're not superficial. *Hunter snorts*: This coming from someone who spends more time in the bathroom then the rest of us combined? Shane: I have a look that's very hard to maintain, thank you!) *Kurt Angle popped in the window* Kurt:Oh its true,its damn true! Stephanie:I thought we'd never speak of that again *Kurt went away and Stephanie stomped off to her room* Rock:Im going to make paccakes now (Shane: Paccakes? Sounds like something Sean would make. *Hunter sighs*: Lame, Shaners. Totally lame. *Shane sighs*: See? This is what this wretched thing is doing to me!) Jeff:Skittles! Rock:Skittle pancakes Jeff:Yay! *Rock made the pancakes and gsve everyone one* Edge:This tastes like shit! Rock:Thats because I put shit in yours *Edge ran away spitting* Rock:What is that? *Everyone walked over to the closet and opened it* Jeff:Mommy are they making babies? Rock:Uh...no...their...um...doing nothing *Rock quickly covered the 3 kids eyes* Benoit:If the ywanna "make babies" I say we let 'em *Rock closed the door and locked it* Rock:No skittle pancakes for you! *Triple H and Austin continued "making babies"* (Hunter: Well, so far, this so-called author has managed to offend every sub-culture AND defy the laws of nature. Shane: She deserves a medal.) Lita:Where do babies come from? Scotty:Ya cuz when my other mommy told me the stork was bringing my brother,he didnt come from the stork Chyna:The question all "mothers" dread Rock:They come from...uh...um...that place over the rainbow Scotty:The come from Oz Lita:Mommy,can I back to Oz (Shane: Well, they're sure as hell not in Kansas anymore... Hunter: This girl waved bye-bye to Kansas long ago, I'm afraid.) Rock:No its im..poss...ible Jeff:Why? Rock:You just,go to your rooms *The 3 went to their room pouting while Chris ran around the house* Chris:Yes!Yes!Its so silky Rock:Would you please SHUT THE HE...up! Edge:Where is the toliet?I gotta piss (Hunter: They've lived in that house for a day and he doesn't know where the bathroom is? Shane: I think we already had the discussion about continuity.) Rock:We dont care! Chyna:Its over there *Edge ran to the bathroom holding himself* Edge:Aaaaaaawwwwwwww,that feels bet....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! *Edge runs out of the bathroom with his pants half up and half down* Rock:What? Edge:There...there is...something...in there! It was singing! Rock:Since the Rcok is so brave he will look *Rock looked in and saw 2 huge boobs* Rock:Eeeeeekkkk Edge:Dude stop it with the woman shreeks Rock:But its a good effect Chyna:You're all women,move aside *Chyna took a look and pulled it out* Trish:Hi everyone! Chyna:This is scary! (*Hunter blinks*: That *is* scary! Shane: This whole thing is scary. *Hunter snickers*: Want your blankey, Shaners? Shane: Shut up.) *Chyna Grabbed Trish by the hair and shoved her back in the toliet then flushed it* Edge:Whew,glad thats over Scotty:Why did you do that? Chyna:Cause shes fugly! (Shane: You know, "fugly" is actually part of gaybonics. All: Gaybonics? *Shane nods* *Hunter raises a brow*: How do you know so much about gaybonics? *Shane blinks*: I'm well-read on subculture. *Hunter looks at him suspiciously*: Uh huh...) Scotty:No shes the most beauti-fulest woman Chyna:Why does he do that? Rock:Ok Scotty has a speech inpedidment, leave him alone! Chyna:Ok Rock:Go to your room! *Scotty ran back to the room* Rock:Oy vey! (Shane: More Yiddish! Sheesh!) *By the time all of this had happened it was 10:00 at night,time for dinner* Chyna:Whats for dinner,"Mommy" Rock:Pie! Jeff:Rasberries? Rock:Yep (Hunter: Pie again? Shane: He obviously can't cook anything else. Hunter: The way this chick writes him, I'm surprised he can even walk.) *A voice called from the closet* Triple H:Can we come out now,we're hungry, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh Rock:No you wanna make babies,you can *Rock slid some pie under the door for the 2 to eat* (Shane: Flat pie, huh? Hunter: This girl certainly is innovative. Shane: If that's what you want to call it.) *Everyone ate thier pie* Jeff:Im tired Scotty:Yep Lita:Me too Rock:Alright,time for bed kids *Rock took the kids to bed and ent ot bed himself* Ivory:Im on 273,566,999,215,062,please let me stop Austin:No keep going ya ass! *Austin yelled from the closet* *Everyone went to their rooms exept Ivory* $People popped out of the potty and Austin and Triple H did something notty.Edges face is screwed up,Rock never did get that pup. Benoit loves his silky hair,at least Edge isnt bare.Who knows will happen the next day, will it like that or this way?$ (*Mark yawns*: Is it over? Shane: Yeah, and thanks a lot for contributing. *Mark snorts*: It's not like it would have mattered if I did anyway. The way you two go on and on, I wouldn't get a word in edgewise. Vince: I second that. Hunter: It hardly matters now. It's over...finally. *Shane reads over the last paragraph*: Wait a minute, guys...this says something about a "next day"... *All look at each other and bolt*) The End