Title: The House on Hardy Hill Author: Brooke Email: evylbytch@hotmail.com Rating: Ummmm...how do I rate these things? I'd say R. Content: light slashy references by muses, lots of weird, nasty stuff within the fiction. You were warned. Disclaimer: These muses are mine, but the people they are based on are not. The original story belongs to Star and Stephanie Radtke, and I mean them no disrespect by writing this. Distribution: Ask and ye shall receive Summary: Halloween night in Hardy mansion Note: If you want to know about the freaks narrating this thing, visiting http://www.geocities.com/brookiesboyz They're nuts, I swear. Note: Here goes nothing. Be gentle, and any pointers would be appreciated! Note: Story parts are within < > 's *Shane sighs*: More!?! *Hunter nods*: Yup. Lots more. Gets a lot worse. Mark: Oh, yay-rah. On with the show! Shane: Couldn't she have just said, "Wanting to avoid another fight with Jeff, Sandra hurried to Angel's house and busied herself in in the kitchen to avoid him." Hunter: We're not all literary geniuses like you, Shane. Mark: Oooh, beware the evil look of Sandra! *Hunter snorts*: That's nothing. Interrupt Shane's soap operas, and you'll see a real Evil look. *Shane glares at him* Hunter: See! There it is! Vince: I thought their names were Angel and Sandra. Now she's calling them Concerned and Unsure. Hunter: That's just her horrible use of misplaced adjectives. <"Yeah" "Ok well after you got off of three-way with us we got into a fight about how Jeff doesn't like the fact that his brother flirts with every girl including me and then he said well I can't trust my brother around you. And I go what so you're saying that you can't trust me now either? And then I hung up on him." "Well you guys aren't gonna break up are you? I sure hope you don't cuz you guys are the perfect couple." "Yeah ok. But did you know that I'm cheating on Jeff with someone else."> *Shane snorts*: Yeah, they sound just perfect. <"Who? Do I know him?" "Yeah you know him. Everyone does. It's...."As soon as Sandra was about to say who it was Jeff walked in. "Oh I was just getting a drink you don't have to stop talking" Jeff says uncomfortably. "Yes we do" Angel says simply. "Ok." Jeff says. "You can go away now Jeff." Angel says. Angel pushes Jeff out of the kitchen then turns to Sandra. "So who is it?" Angel asks curiously. "Matt." Sandra says like she's embarrassed and yet happy. "You're kidding right?" Angel asks unbelieving.> Vince: Who's unbelieving? Jeff? *Hunter shrugs*: Just keep reading. Vince: It's sort of hard when she keeps changing the names on us. <"No. Why would I be kidding?" "Cause you'd do something like that." "Thanks a lot." "You know what I mean. You'd joke with me about something like that just so you can get a good laugh." "Sure ok." Sandra and Angel go meet everyone in the living room. While they were in the kitchen everyone but Matt came and sat around. "So did anyone get those weird invites to Hardy Mansion tomorrow?" Angel asked as Matt walked in the front door. " I did." Matt said as he sat down next to Sandra with out even asking if the seat was taken. Sandra shot an I told you so look at Jeff. > Shane: I told you so about what? I thought Jeff was the one who told Sandra that Matt was a shameless flirt. Hunter: She was. <"Well anyone else?" Angel asks looking around at everyone. "I did." Chyna said> Mark: So, everyone but Chyna gets her real name used? That makes a lot of sense. Hunter: Does anything in this fiction make sense so far? <"Me too." Adam interjected from a corner of the room. "Well at least now we know who's all invited that we know of. I think we should all go together." Angel suggests. "How the hell are we supposed to do that?" Christian asks> Mark: Oh, add Christian to the fake name column. Shane: That usually means the author doesn't know their real names. Hunter: The least she could do was do a little research. I mean, damn. <" Well five of us got invited and there are ten of us. Since each person can invite one person to go with them then if we each invite one of the us who weren't invited then we all can go." Angel explains. > Shane: There's her dizzying intellect again. Hunter: It just boggles the mind. <"I'm going with Matt." Sandra interjects. She looks at Jeff and gives him a look that says `You can't stop me anyways'. "Well I'm inviting Andrew, duh. Who is everyone else inviting." Angel asks looking around at everyone again. "I was going to take Terri but I guess I'll take Sandra now." Matt says putting his arm protectively around Sandra.> Vince: What's he protecting her from? Hunter: Jeff's hideously colored hair. *Shane blinks, looking around*: Speaking of, where did our Jeff run off to? Mark: Shhhh! He'll come back! <"I'm inviting Terri then." Jeff says blowing his brother off. "I'm inviting Stacey" Chyna says. " I'm inviting Christian." Adam says. "OK then we're all going. Now about going there, should we all take our own cars or drive with the person who invited them?" Angel asks. "We should drive with the person who invited us." Sandra says smirking ear to ear.> Shane: Oooh, a little high school backseat action. Sandra, you sly dog. Hunter: Slut dog would be more appropriate. <" You would say that." Jeff said as he stood up and started walking out of the house. Angel stands up and grabs his arm and turns him to face her. " What the hell is you're problem? Just because you and Sandra had a fight doesn't mean that you can just leave my house. Why don't you just apologize?" Angel snaps releasing his arm.> Hunter: Angel's house...where guests check in, but never check out. <"Yeah well I would but I'm scared she won't forgive me." Jeff says solemnly. "Oh blow it out your ass. You know better than that." Angel says pushing Jeff's shoulder. " Well that doesn't make any difference. I'm still scared of her." Jeff says ashamed.> Hunter: Don't be ashamed, Jeff. I'm scared of her too. Shane: I think we all are. <" You're a chicken shit you know that. You couldn't even stand up to me." Angel says trying to provoke him. " I can stand up to you any day of the week." Jeff says trying to sound tough. "Sure ya can. Then why didn't you a few minutes ago?" Angel says partially sarcastic. " Besides how can I apologize to her if she's always hanging around Matt." Jeff says signaling to Sandra and Matt on the couch. "Dumb ass. Here I'll make it easy for ya. Hey Sandra! Come here!" Angel yells over Jeff's shoulder at Sandra. " What?" Sandra asks annoyed.> Vince: Here we go again. We've got Concerned, Unsure, Unbelieving, and Annoyed. Who is who? <"Just get your ass over here." Angel yells at her. " Now what do you want?" Sandra says as she walks over by Angel and Jeff. " Well Jeff?" Angel says. " I'm sorry." Jeff says half-heartedly. " That's it? What the hell kinda crap is that?" Sandra asks putting her hands on her hips.> Hunter: Hey, bitch, you're the one sitting on the couch all cuddly with the brother! You have no room to talk! <" Jeff just say what you said to me." Angel says trying to encourage Jeff. " You know I trust you it's just well... I don't want to loose you to my own brother." Jeff says with more confidence.> Shane: I don't want to loose you, Hunter. I'd hate if you were falling apart from being too loose. *Vince snickers*: I think being too loose has always Hunter's problem. *Hunter glares at him* <" Ok whatever. I'm still riding with Matt though." Sandra says as she walks away. " Jeff just leave it be ok?" Angel says putting her hand on Jeff's shoulder. "Whatever." Jeff says shrugging off Angel's hand.> Hunter: Awww...trouble in paradise for the happy couple? *Vince reads ahead*: Trouble for everyone, it seems. Shane: Is there much more? *Vince nods*: Oh, yeah. *Shane sighs*: Great.